LAPodcast 395: Sex Dolls in Transit Lanes

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Cardiff resident foots tax bill for 11,000 Chinese firms.
• Face of our Lord and Saviour spotted in gravy boot.
• Austrian train has Hitler-related technical issue.
• Melbourne commuters find legitimate excuse to buy sex dolls. 

We issue an apology to the People's Republic of China...

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LAPodcast 394: A Living Seagull Deterrent

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Fast food employee arrested after losing bag of cocaine in customer's hotdog.
• Business owner pays local teenage to act as personal bird of prey.
• Substandard Cadbury's Flake causes embarrassment to ice cream professionals.
• Drunk driver claims dog was behind wheel after being stopped by police. 

We suggest another idiotic, loss-making venture...

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LAPodcast 393: A Sociopathic Adult Pretending to be a Child

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Woman finds novel way to promote OnlyFans account.
• Missing cat wanders into Animal Rescue Conference.
• Man drains entire reservoir to retrieve phone.
• Magical commands swimmers to collect rock from mystical island.

We contemplate becoming citizens of Lamb Island...

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LAPodcast 392: Evil Dirty Bag Kids

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Knife-wielding chef spits on Benedict Cumberbatch's intercom.
• Man robs bank with Nintendo Duck Hunt pistol.
• Town mourns beloved swan found eaten.
• Children scribble over 230-year-old statue during family activity day.

Alex starts spreading misinformation again...

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LAPodcast 391: The Theft of a Goat Donated to a Barbecue

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Penis-shaped iceberg seen floating past Dildo.
• Copious amounts of cooked pasta found in New Jersey woods.
• Man jailed for intentionally scaring neighbour's chickens to death.
• Court orders sperm donate to stop making 'deposits'.

We don't want your sperm but will take your cash...

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