LAPodcast 391: The Theft of a Goat Donated to a Barbecue

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Penis-shaped iceberg seen floating past Dildo.
• Copious amounts of cooked pasta found in New Jersey woods.
• Man jailed for intentionally scaring neighbour's chickens to death.
• Court orders sperm donate to stop making 'deposits'.

We don't want your sperm but will take your cash...

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LAPodcast 390: Chip Seagull feat. Avian Harassment

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Police seize car containing baby lamb, £10,000 worth of Class A drugs and a bag of chips.
• Owner catches boy 'interfering' with family cat.
• Road closed due to large proportion of squashed toads.
• The Mirror Chicken meets the Blackpool Zoo seagull.

Rob gives his top travel tips...

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LAPodcast 389: A Post-Crucifixion Press Conference

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Onlookers unsurprised as drunk women perform sex acts outside Iceland. 
• Blackpool Zoo looking to recruit team of human seagull deterrents. 
• Unlucky Filipino man crucified for 34th time. 
• Seagull dies after being pulled around Blackpool on leash.

We ask whether you would contemplate crucifixion for your sins...

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LAPodcast 388: A Litigious Remark About Wotsits

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Stolen giant spoon recovered thanks to Pokémon Go. 
• Arrested parrot linked to drug dealer remains uncooperative. 
• Ex-guardman falls foul of fake hitman job advert. 
• MP revealed to have taxpayer-funded smoking hut on roof of departmental office.

Alex repeats another anecdote...

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LAPodcast 387: Electric Fences, Motion-Sensor Alarms, Cameras, a Floodlight and a Fake Heron

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Visitor wearing clown mask leaves suspicious substance at testing lab.
• Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on car chase.
• Late night game of Monopoly ends in Samurai sword fight.
• Village under siege from otter laying waste to prized fish.

We discuss our very own Banksy...

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LAPodcast 386: Horse Head in Your Bed Level Sh*t

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Work colleagues marry after Zoom pinning error.
• London restaurant refuses to be intimidated by rotten fish warning.
• Subway unveils frankly disgusting limited edition Creme Egg sandwich.
• Man charged following platypus theft. 

The old podcast jingle is dead and buried...

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LAPodcast 385: The Festival of the Steel Phallus

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Mum barred from buying 100 cucumbers after raising suspicions.
• Couple engage in intercourse after discovering sexy bollard.
• Penis festival distances itself from terrifying unofficial phallic mascot.
• Norwich resident house incorporating controversial B&B and clandestine Japanese restaurant denied planning permission.

We discuss the perils of sending unsolicited dildos through the post...

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LAPodcast 384: The Blackface Mountain Sheep Breeders Association

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Father attempts to rob own son in Glasgow.
• Man celebrates failed driving test by nearly hitting four pedestrians and performing doughnuts in car park.
• Manchester student club hires 'dwarf' actor as Leprechaun for St Patrick's Day event.
• French citizen pens article on the delights of Stroud.

We discuss the mystery of the third Chuckle brother...

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LAPodcast 383: Willy Wonka & the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) Fine

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Henry VIII revealed as new Greggs mascot.
• Endless amateur rendition of Frozen classic ruins celebratory meal.
• 'Ghost soldier' filmed sitting on park bench.
• McDonald's targets grieving relatives after successful crematorium advertising campaign.

Alex has been talking to handymen again...

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LAPodcast 382: The Bizarre Incident of the Lobster around Dinner-Time

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Man disguises himself as sheep to escape from prison.
• Winner of Mr Blobby costume auction immediately struck down with buyer's remorse.
• Cat decides to make tree permanent home after evading rescue attempts.
• Morecambe man reveals shocking evidence of alien settlement on the Moon.

Rob makes up a joke...

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LAPodcast 381: An Army of Nesquik Drinkers

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Nursing home mistakenly declare woman dead.
• Doritos-eating monkey pervert found in empty church surrounded by cats and birds.
• Commuters stunned as bus driver stops mid-journey to buy plantain.
• Builder stumbles across haul of vintage Nesquik cans.

We embrace the AI revolution (and take a few months off)...

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LAPodcast 380: A Supportive Online Community of Other Men Who Own Sex Dolls

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• 45% of UK adults cannot tell their arse from their elbow.
• Stranded sailor survives on ketchup, garlic powder and stock cubes.
• Drunk woman steals ferry whilst claiming to be Jack Sparrow.
• Aussie tradesman convinces fiancée to let him keep $3,000 sex dolls.

We ask 'where do you keep your sock unit'...?

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LAPodcast 379: Tragicomic Anecdote to Tell Your Friends and Relations

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Complaints about horny chatbot app continue to rise.
• US Airport Security finds live cat curled up in suitcase.
• Bolivian state airline enlists psychic to find cat lost in transit.
• Man watches fortune go up in smoke.

Alex falls victim to a scammer...

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LAPodcast 378: An Army Tank Driven by Several Inebriated Santas

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

• Priest calls upon the Almighty to forgive his driving offences.
• Lifesaving dog rescues man from car footwell.
• 'Poobrew' takes parking dispute to next level.
• Militant Santas invade Cornish village.

We drop some truth bombs about the Coastguard...

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