Thursday, April 08, 2021

LA Podcast 335: Chocolate Rabbits with the Face of Benedict Cumberbatch

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • QAnon-promoting Scientologist lands Farage for new 'legitimate' business venture.
  • Police celebrating delectable drug haul crushed by shock discovery.
  • Fly-tipping of used sex dolls threatens to overwhelm local police force.
  • Body shop manager greases up former employee and aims for pennytration.
"The arm of justice is something and something..."

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Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Daft Talk 26: Archaic Agricultural-Related Reasoning

Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers.

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Tuesday, March 23, 2021

LA Podcast 334: Donkeys Being Painted to Look Like Zebras

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Stories this week include:

  • Fast food chain denies cult workshop devoted to clown-faced deity.
  • Infamous Anus Society minibus spotted by shopper.
  • Man found naked in car park after fateful trip to buy wet wipes.
  • QAnon supporter treated to all expenses paid trip to the ol' 'Grey Bars Hotel'.
Alex mourns the passing of Terry Nutkins...

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Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Daft Talk 25: Confronting the Concept of Oblivion

Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers.

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Sunday, March 07, 2021

LA Podcast 333: The Feasibility of the Spontaneous Combustion Theory of Defense

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • Lawyer's underwear catches fire during court appearance.
  • Borrower offered coronavirus jab following admin error.
  • Local idiot fakes own kidnapping to avoid work.
  • Giant telepathic alien mantis finally agrees to sits for dog food factory worker's portrait.
We discuss the cost of a hand shandy for Steve Bannon...

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Thursday, February 25, 2021

Daft Talk 24: The Quiet Dignity of Being a Postman

Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers.

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Friday, February 12, 2021

LA Podcast 332: A Small Misunderstanding Involving a Courgette

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • World's richest person unable to beat monkey at FIFA.
  • Asda steps up delivery game by purchasing second hand ambulances.
  • Tourist photographs Uranus in layby.
  • Texas showcases haunted doll emergency alert system.
Alex gives himself a haircut...apparently.

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Monday, February 01, 2021

Daft Talk 23: Maggie Thatcher and the Unnecessary Trade Union Disputes

Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers.

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Sunday, January 24, 2021

LA Podcast 331: A Barbie Dream House and a Suitcase Full of Board Games

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • Suspicious potato launches full-scale police investigation.
  • Grandmother, 80, pleads with authorities to grant 35-year-old Egyptian lover leave to enter.
  • Passengers claim to have spotted the mysterious airport hermit.
  • Woman fined after failing to get husband microchipped.
Alex has a 'topical' update...

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Sunday, January 17, 2021

Daft Talk 22: A Racist Incel Dressed in Dead Squirrels

Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity.

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Thursday, January 07, 2021

LA Podcast 330: An Enormous Soviet-Style Mural of the Cookie Monster

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • Messianic sprout appears to humble housewife.
  • Derbyshire police urge general public to stop embracing stupidity.
  • Man pleads ignorance after sex doll wife tragically broken.
  • Jet ski Romeo rescued by HM Coastguard after taking girlfriend on romantic getaway.
The end of the world is (possibly) nigh...

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