Friday, September 17, 2021

LAPodcast 344: Excitedly Brandishing a Phallic Carrot

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

  • The Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster goes to a disco.
  • Scientists discover hotdogs unhealthy.
  • Child freed from pressure cooker hat.
  • Silent messianic figure appears to traffic in Swansea.
The purple rod goes missing...

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Friday, September 03, 2021

LAPodcast 343: Stupid Legislation and Fraudulent Government Tyranny

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

  • Snail mail takes on new meaning.
  • Storming of Edinburgh Castle ends abruptly after outbreak of stupidity.
  • Woman misses out on luxurious free electricity after leaving Pontins in tears.
  • Norwich City Council appears to endorse illicit Japanese restaurant.
Alex threatens to record new album...

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Wednesday, September 01, 2021

LAPodcast: Patreon Announcement

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (otherwise known as LAPodcast) has been running since 2012, covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world, including listener submitted contributions.

For the first time we are offering listeners to chance to show their support and receive exclusive ‘LAPodcast: An Extra Jab’ bonus episodes via Patreon! Visit: https://www.patreon.com/lapodcastextra

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Friday, August 20, 2021

LA Podcast 342: Bigfoot in a Tutu

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • Criminal takes calligraphy course after failed bank robbery.
  • Police stamp out nuisance calls from foot fetishist.
  • Mother gives daughter a birthday party to remember.
  • Man finds love at the traffic lights.
Bigfoot in a tutu, I know, I know, it's serious...

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Friday, August 06, 2021

LA Podcast 341: Near-Fatal Orgasm Ordeal

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • Iceberg threatens to sink Titanic attraction.
  • London library shocked by outrage at new literacy-promoting character 'Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey'.
  • Elderly woman freed from rabbit hutch.
  • Man shoots fridge following feud with fictitious basement dwellers.
Alex's grubby publications make a return...

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Friday, July 09, 2021

Matt Hancock: W*nkerman (LA Podcast 340)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • Gigantic phallic-shaped cul-de-sac 'hilarious' say astronauts
  • Alarming levels of stupidity threatens new orchard
  • Clown fails to see funny side of shoe theft
  • Welsh Nude and Proud party secures surprising by-election win despite being fictitious
Alex's predictions begin to fail him...

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Thursday, June 24, 2021

LA Podcast 339: A Never-Ending Story of Dead Cat Madness

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • Devious pseudo-'Sandwich Artist' fails to hide in roof with stolen deli meat.
  • Photographer exchanges vintage farming equipment for meth.
  • Another unsuspecting resident falls victim to the unscrupulous 'Goldfish Gang'
  • Local council reluctantly establishes alien abduction task force.
Supermarket trolley review, anyone?

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Friday, June 11, 2021

LA Podcast 338: One Long Biege Enterprise vs. the Yellow Winds of Capitalism

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

  • The mullet is finally outlawed (in North Korea).
  • Urban vigilante 'Trumpman' apprehended mid-defecation.
  • Chinese zoo delightedly announce majority of escaped leopards recaptured.
  • Noah's Ark impounded by coastguard after being deemed unseaworthy.

We're through the looking glass here, people...

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Thursday, May 27, 2021

LA Podcast 337: A Ten Pound Log of Pre-Packaged Meat

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

    • Hilarious Daesh-themed prank falls foul of the PC brigade
    • Meathead eats raw meat
    • Birthday fanatic unmasked by girlfriend union
    • Police investigate cyberterrorist attack by breakaway faction of the Women's Institution
    Alex tells his pirate anecdote again...

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    Wednesday, May 05, 2021

    LA Podcast 336: My Australian Sh*tbox Journey (by Bryan Robson)

    The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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    Stories this week include:

      • NHS denies hiring medieval plague doctors as precautionary measure.
      • Former England manager indebted to Beatles duo for aiding escape from Australia.
      • Patrons of Kid Rock's bar left covered in faeces once again.
      • Daring 4mph narrow boat chase foiled by meddling police officer.

      We're back...

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      Thursday, April 15, 2021

      Daft Talk 27: Overrun With Far-Right Conspiratorial Garbage

      This is the end. My only friend, the end...

      Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers (RIP).

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      Thursday, April 08, 2021

      LA Podcast 335: Chocolate Rabbits with the Face of Benedict Cumberbatch

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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      Stories this week include:

      • QAnon-promoting Scientologist lands Farage for new 'legitimate' business venture.
      • Police celebrating delectable drug haul crushed by shock discovery.
      • Fly-tipping of used sex dolls threatens to overwhelm local police force.
      • Body shop manager greases up former employee and aims for pennytration.
      "The arm of justice is something and something..."

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      Tuesday, March 30, 2021

      Daft Talk 26: Archaic Agricultural-Related Reasoning

      Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers.

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      Tuesday, March 23, 2021

      LA Podcast 334: Donkeys Being Painted to Look Like Zebras

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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      Stories this week include:

      • Fast food chain denies cult workshop devoted to clown-faced deity.
      • Infamous Anus Society minibus spotted by shopper.
      • Man found naked in car park after fateful trip to buy wet wipes.
      • QAnon supporter treated to all expenses paid trip to the ol' 'Grey Bars Hotel'.
      Alex mourns the passing of Terry Nutkins...

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      Tuesday, March 16, 2021

      Daft Talk 25: Confronting the Concept of Oblivion

      Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers.

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      Sunday, March 07, 2021

      LA Podcast 333: The Feasibility of the Spontaneous Combustion Theory of Defense

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

      Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

      Stories this week include:

      • Lawyer's underwear catches fire during court appearance.
      • Borrower offered coronavirus jab following admin error.
      • Local idiot fakes own kidnapping to avoid work.
      • Giant telepathic alien mantis finally agrees to sits for dog food factory worker's portrait.
      We discuss the cost of a hand shandy for Steve Bannon...

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      Thursday, February 25, 2021

      Daft Talk 24: The Quiet Dignity of Being a Postman

      Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers.

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      Friday, February 12, 2021

      LA Podcast 332: A Small Misunderstanding Involving a Courgette

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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      Stories this week include:

      • World's richest person unable to beat monkey at FIFA.
      • Asda steps up delivery game by purchasing second hand ambulances.
      • Tourist photographs Uranus in layby.
      • Texas showcases haunted doll emergency alert system.
      Alex gives himself a haircut...apparently.

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      Monday, February 01, 2021

      Daft Talk 23: Maggie Thatcher and the Unnecessary Trade Union Disputes

      Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers.

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      Sunday, January 24, 2021

      LA Podcast 331: A Barbie Dream House and a Suitcase Full of Board Games

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

      Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

      Stories this week include:

      • Suspicious potato launches full-scale police investigation.
      • Grandmother, 80, pleads with authorities to grant 35-year-old Egyptian lover leave to enter.
      • Passengers claim to have spotted the mysterious airport hermit.
      • Woman fined after failing to get husband microchipped.
      Alex has a 'topical' update...

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      Sunday, January 17, 2021

      Daft Talk 22: A Racist Incel Dressed in Dead Squirrels

      Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity.

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      Thursday, January 07, 2021

      LA Podcast 330: An Enormous Soviet-Style Mural of the Cookie Monster

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

      Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

      Stories this week include:

      • Messianic sprout appears to humble housewife.
      • Derbyshire police urge general public to stop embracing stupidity.
      • Man pleads ignorance after sex doll wife tragically broken.
      • Jet ski Romeo rescued by HM Coastguard after taking girlfriend on romantic getaway.
      The end of the world is (possibly) nigh...

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