Friday, April 03, 2020

LA Podcast 309: A Shining Beacon of Righteousness and Clarity in This Difficult Time

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Fetish company comes to the aid of the NHS.
  • Scientist's magnetism fails to impress hospital staff.
  • Police department cowed by bovine mastermind.
  • Driver's paned excuses for 200-mile round trip to collect window falls on deaf ears
Who have you been kink-shaming lately?

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Monday, March 30, 2020

Daft Talk 1: Psychotic Uneducated People

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Wednesday, March 25, 2020

LA Podcast 308: Dirty, Stinking, Flea-bitten, One-Night Holiday

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Complaining couple offered complimentary downgrade.
  • Spar tour of the West Midlands proves surprisingly popular.
  • Shopper invents new lockdown pizza.
  • Soothsayer predictably revealed to be despicable human. 
Would you consider the hazelnut a high-end nut?

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Friday, March 20, 2020

LA Podcast 307: Soiled Sanitary Pads, Used Condoms and a Decapitated Rat

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Medical do-gooders ruin another one of life's pleasures.
  • Dinosaur spotted roaming free after country placed under lockdown
  • Woman with swollen hand forced to push own shopping trolley.
  • Skegness chosen as holiday resort of choice by escaped convicts.
We know that Will Smith has something to do with it...

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Friday, March 13, 2020

LA Podcast 306: An Odd Combination of Illegally Possessed Weapons Including the Ancient Sword of the Meth King

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Human sprinkler spotted in Stockport.
  • Mass panic as final 'star prize' in grabber machine is won.
  • Post-it note shortage leads to drastic action by nursery workers.
  • Misfortunate thief pleads for forgiveness from rightful owner of cursed toilet roll. 
We try to lighten the general mood...

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Friday, March 06, 2020

LA Podcast 305: Several Days of Fear and Uncertainty

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Entrepreneurial young man fails to sell screwdriver to court official.
  • Miraculous swimming pool discovered in Indonesia.
  • Idiotic bank robber pets dog.
  • Grandmother enjoys a delicious cup of Durex tea.
Alex finally confesses to his manifold crimes...

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Friday, February 28, 2020

LA Podcast 304: Possession of an Axe in a Public Place Without a Reasonable Excuse

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Solitary life-sized doll collector proves everyone right.
  • Butcher makes vegetable-free carrot.
  • Specially-trained service horse introduced to jet set lifestyle.
  • Dough-infused gold pizza cufflinks will seriously dent your hard-earned crust.
Do you partake in al fresco intercourse?

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Saturday, February 22, 2020

LA Podcast 303: The Perceived Existential Threat Posed by Badgers

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Life-size cutout of orange-faced President fails to win dialysis clinic vote.
  • Car park fanatic takes trip of a lifetime.
  • Wannabe Pied Piper checks into hotel room with band of rats.
  • Romantic gesture on first date leaves woman dazed and confused.
We tell the tale of the mythical Chickenman...

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Tuesday, February 11, 2020

LA Podcast 302: A Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Entrepreneur's latest invention gets binned off.
  • Phallic wine gum lifts tedious car journey.
  • Mysterious musician's song spoils sacred silence of site.
  • Fast food chain makes generous compensation offer of 5,000 Nigerian naira.
A warm welcome to all our pagan listeners...

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Friday, January 31, 2020

LA Podcast 301: 12 Tons of Illegally Smuggled Beaver Genitalia

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Sales figures for 'Personal Road Ghost Experiences on the A15 North of Sleaford' exceed expectations.
  • Orphan has worst suspicions confirmed.
  • New King of Disneyland crowned.
  • Record number of young men treated for dangerously high levels of potassium leaves doctors baffled.
Proud sponsors of JackInWorld since 2012...

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Friday, January 24, 2020

LA Podcast 300: Vengeance in the Form of Poo

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Woman's knees land role in spin-off soap opera.
  • Pet exacts swift justice on owner.
  • Pensioner finds delightful surprise in fish fillet.
  • Sad dog given balloon.
We got there...

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Tuesday, January 14, 2020

LA Podcast 299: The Forgiving Nature of Sheep

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

·        Sheep stolen from farm following ram-raid.
·        Football traffic brought to standstill by passerby's ball skills.
·        Customers forced to delete search history after looking for McDonald's latest dessert item.
·        Budget hotel chain drops questionable advertising campaign featuring 'nature-lover'. 

Eagle Heights is happening...

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Friday, January 03, 2020

LA Podcast 298: A Heartbroken Aberdeen Pigeon Owner

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com


Stories this week include:
  • Prominent QC bludgeons fox to death in style.
  • Hilarious practical joke results in schoolgirl eating catnip.
  • Independent mobile crepe stall owner frustrated by problematic strawberries.
  • Mercy killing by hobbyist brings pigeon fancying dream to abrupt end.
Yet another new feature is conjured up from thin air...

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