Friday, March 15, 2019

LA Podcast 266: Earthling Ed and the Protest Against Pork

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Homeowner fawns over doe-eyed intruder.
  • Man admits adulterous tryst with saucy Mexican.
  • Drunk woman loses keys (and grasp of spatial-awareness).
  • Thieves left dumbfounded after escapology-trained eagle disappears.
We extend an open invitation to OJ Simpson to become a regular contributor...

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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

LA Podcast 265: Tubby the Rat and the Winterbacon Adventure

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Disturbed jogger maims malnourished lion cub.
  • Ghostly apparition revealed to be map of the Sudan.
  • 'Batman' sends fishmonger unwanted mermaid.
  • Bird of prey sanctuary adds to it's 30-strong pack of huskies.
Alex manages to contain the bloodlust...

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Tuesday, February 26, 2019

LA Podcast 264: Joyce, the Malignant Toilet-Flushing Ghoul & Trevor, the World's Loneliest Duck

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Travelodge denies the use of necromancy to increase footfall.
  • Roadside puddle becomes memorial to local hero. 
  • Man fails to sell the virtues of washing twice a week to partner.
  • Runner finally holds hotly-anticipated press conference after killing lion cub. 
Rob fails to grasp the basics of mic technique...

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Thursday, February 14, 2019

LA Podcast 263: The Beverly Hills Doctor of Peru

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Master of disguise steals thousands from blind pensioner.
  • Novelty sex toy allows customers to f*ck themselves.
  • Erotic encounter in national park ends in tragedy.
  • Memory stick gets seal (faeces) of approval.
Would you confront a penguin with a chocolate bar?

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Wednesday, January 30, 2019

LA Podcast 262: A Bicycle and a Large Amount of Camping Gear

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Woman arranges lovely spread for children's party.
  • Police straining for information in regards to portaloo theft.
  • Rumours circulate that holy relic found in Primark sock.
  • Ribbon cutting ceremony ends in disaster after official forgets novelty scissors 
We experience some teething problems with the new setup...

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Monday, January 21, 2019

LA Podcast 261 (Listener Special): A Dairy Farmer's Disappointing Son

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Suspected shoplifter gets the porking of a lifetime.
  • Joyrider saves women from the horrors of Strictly Come Dancing: The Live Tour
  • Son spurned by parents after pursuing show truck dream.
  • Deviant buys fabric conditioner.
Now with added microphones!

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Monday, January 14, 2019

LA Podcast 260: A Pasty-Loving Pervert and the Thrill of Ejaculating onto an Old Ford Cortina

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:
  • Former restaurateur denies living in house-themed restaurant.
  • Man arrested on suspicion of smuggling after transporting emotional support kittens in trousers.
  • A ****ing right-wing, ****ing attention-seeking, stupid ****ing comedian ****hole returns to Cornwall with new show.
  • Supernatural marriage runs aground.
Rob finally calls Alex out...

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Monday, January 07, 2019

LA Podcast 259: Christmas Ornaments up the Rectum and a Radio in the Throat

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Reveller resolves to move in with canine lover.
  • Spider takes hostage in stand-off with armed police.
  • Papier-mache floral horse head left in hotel bed.
  • Funfair gifts man stolen dodgem after slow and pathetic chase.
We prepare for Alex's one-man show 'Blow My Recorder'...

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