LA Podcast 239: Busting the Octogenarian Mid-Masturbation

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Heroic boyfriend defends partner by throwing pillows at fox.
• PETA swoop to rescue already dead duck killed by boy.
• Sisters spot pensioner 'enjoying the view'.
• Company owners forced to apologise via news conference after employee repeatedly ordered lunch 3 mins early.

We suggest an alternate ending for Last of the Summer Wine...

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LA Podcast 238: A Full Box of Fruits and Two Buckets of Noodles

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Beloved family pet starts sh*tting in woods.
• Mastermind behind elaborate mail fraud finally unmasked.
• Drunken raver left feeling sheepish after opportunistic theft on way home.
• FA Cup Final interrupted by mythical beast in local river.

We ask the burning questions about the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah...

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