LA Podcast 178: A Lovely Mixture of Toilet Paper, Raw Sewage and Sweetcorn, Always Sweetcorn

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Ricky Gervais refuses to speak out against (or in favour of) the Croydon Cat Killer.

Family day out is ruined by sh*tty trampoline. 

Jammie dodgers make off with £10,000 worth of biscuits.

Couple has passports confiscated for their own safety.

Also revealed: We launch an ill-conceived and idiotic competition...

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LA Podcast 177: High Voltage Observations in a Light Shop

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Epping Forest police constable finally begins to justify salary.
• South Norwood Animal Rescue and Liberty (SNARL) continue push for global domination. 
• McDonald's customer politely asked to leave after dining with axe.
• 'Celebrity' fabricates invasion of privacy story to raise funds for second pair of Bermuda shorts.

Also revealed: We discuss the upper age bracket to have your picture taken with a Shetland pony...

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