LA Episode 133: Bullet-Hard Nipples and a Painful Four Hour Erection

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• Journalist finally rewarded with membership of 'private club' after string of articles boost revenue.
• Lovejoy wannabe has motor home and trailer full of antiques stolen.
• Teacher calls God seeking career advice.
• Tesco shock at sudden increase in banana sales.

Also revealed: Rob goes for a walk and Alex has an unwelcome visitor...

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LA Episode 132: Baseball Bats, Planks of Wood, Broken Bottles and a Metal Railing

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• Cow wears bike as fashion accessory.
• Man warms member in toast.
• Customers report uneasy feeling after visit to fast food restaurant.
• Sleepy burglar rudely awakened.

Also revealed: Rob makes his move...

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LA Episode 131: From Ex-Scout to Co-operative Soldier of Fortune (with a Wealth of Camping and Survival Experience)

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• Former scout calls local paper after changing his mind about becoming astronaut despite ability to name all planets in order.
• X-rated version of Fifty Shades of Grey in 4D proves too much for cinema goers.
• Woman has breakfast following car crash.
• Toddler fails to give reasonable defense for watching television without license.

Also revealed: Rob confesses to staging a photo opportunity...

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