LA Episode 102: Inhumane and Cruel Acts against Innocent Animals

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Fly-tipping of unwanted eagles on increase.
• Swans destroyed by spawn of scum parents customers.
• 81-year-old crow attack victim makes dubious career claim.
• Passenger indignant after staff refuse discount on day return to Holyhead for pony.

Also revealed: We mourn the passing of a comedy legend...

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LA Episode 101: Russian Aerobics Instructors in Need of Assistance with Air Fares

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• KFC attempts to woo lucrative funeral trade with allocated park spaces for hearses.
• Orange unveils new 'Pathetic' price plan for contemptible customers.
• Former decorator still single despite lonely hearts advert for 'slim, top heavy, 20-25 year old stunner with no discernible intelligence. No fat chicks.'
• Shortage of Einstein busts and Buddha statues blamed for fall in inflation.

Also revealed: We investigate a murder...

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LA Episode 100: A Blur of Animal Abuse, Editor's Eye's, Memorable Characters and other forms of Odd Behaviour

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Mass brawl at bus garage open day following disparaging Routemaster joke.
• Deadly cheetah on loose is 'occupational hazard' claims owner.
• UKIP candidate makes spurious claim that homeless foreigner took cardboard box from British homeless man prompting alleged assault.
• Welsh people 'superior genetic material' claims part-time Ufologist and fantasist.

Also revealed: We reflect on the last 99 episodes...

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LA Episode 99: £500,000 Moby Dick Golf Course

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Emergency services question soaring costs of superfluous rescue boat.
• Family man moves back in with parents after hilarious prank comes to fruition.
• High Priestess denies link between dirty nappies and the occult.
• Sh*tbags fingered in attempted asthmatic memorial bench theft.

Also revealed: We get interrupted...

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