- Beauty queen wins Mediocre Smile of the Year award.
- Rare Bulgarian Shyte Hawk spotted in Kent.
- The Special One denies rumoured signing of Jesus Christ.
- Ex-porn star releases budget French cook book which includes recipes such as sucre sur la pain and cornflakes avec de l'eau.
Also revealed: Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it on the podcast...
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