- Mass brawl at bus garage open day following disparaging Routemaster joke.
- Deadly cheetah on loose is 'occupational hazard' claims owner.
- UKIP candidate makes spurious claim that homeless foreigner took cardboard box from British homeless man prompting alleged assault.
- Welsh people 'superior genetic material' claims part-time Ufologist and fantasist.
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