Stories this week include:
- Burglar outraged at being branded 'sexual fetishist' by local paper after underwear theft.
- Journalist arrested after inexplicably recording conversations of unwitting shoppers.
- Town with Communist machinations named as one of the coolest places to live by Kremlin.
- Woman reassesses life after scooping first prize in 'Most Like Owner' category at dog show.
Also revealed: Rob goes it alone...