Stories this week include:
- Woman shocked to learn that birds can fly.
- Local Women's Institute face further embarrassment after laying on lavish banquet for talk on eating disorders.
- Police attribute rise in 'flashing' to recent article highlighting most common locations.
- Paper faces criticism after 'sexing up' photograph of dead goldfinches.
Also revealed: Alex reveals the truth behind what really happened when he was left alone with Rob's cat...