LA Episode 36: Relentless Meandering Stupidity

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Deputy Mayor defends 'duck's arse' remark about employee's hairstyle by stating that it was an accurate observation.
• Police release wanted photographs of generic looking criminals. 
• Aspiring Editor attacks fitting roadside tribute to alcoholic father. 
• Local resident lodges complaint with council after lack of pole dancing monkeys at Poole bar. 

Also revealed: Alex issues a retraction. 

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LA Episode 35: Sweet and Sour Dog Balls and Rice

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Man held at gunpoint outed as cyclist by local paper.
• Local resident alerts neighbourhood to depression by painting pillar box. 
• Banker does something immoral. 
• Stupid and irresponsible diabetic causes trail of destruction after trip to chemist. 

Also revealed: Alex learns about some bloke called Hadrian.

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LA Episode 34: Multiple Unmarried Mothers, Dole Bludgers and Associated Deadbeats

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Budding comedy duo comes to abrupt end after untoward comment.
• Cat held against will finally speaks out after being taken in by local shopkeepers. 
• Wealthy pensioners start local limousine route after withdrawal of free bus pass.
• Trainee shop assistant receives counselling after witnessing reduced meat scuffle reminiscent of 'cock fight'. 

Also revealed: Rob's internet goes down prior to recording, will he be able to find stories in time...

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LA Episode 33: Freaking Zombie Beaver

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Local man praised after beating off beaver.
• Museum of Garden Ornaments receives suspicious donation. 
• Woman complains to council about leaf-ridden forest.
• Supermarket unveils new hard-line customer complaints campaign entitled 'Prove It or Shove It'. 

Also revealed: Our pound shop prize from across the pond is claimed. 

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LA Episode 32: One Ring To Moderate Them All

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• KFC issues how-to Drive-Thru guide after customer drives into restaurant.
• Organisers of local pub crawl forced to disguise event as themed wheelbarrow race. 
• Local businessman finds inventive new use for accidentally bulking ordering sex toy.
• Car dealership entrepreneur opens line of specialist shops befitting name. 

Also revealed: Rob puts Alex's geographical knowledge of the United Kingdom to the test. 

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