Stories this week include:
- Crematorium outsources incinerator services to pest control company.
- Anger after neighbourhood door-to-door chainsaw salesman branded 'suspicious' by local newspaper.
- Police reveal that a Mr D Attenborough held in custody after indecent horse on horse images found on laptop.
- NHS denies claims that practice of using toast in open heart surgery is widespread.
Also revealed: Rob's erroneous beliefs about homeopathy.