Sunday, September 23, 2012

LA Episode 31: Pre-arranged Wide Load Escort

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Conman admits to crime after becoming unable to meet demands of numerous fictitious jobs.
  • Pub buys Ferris wheel to attract underage drinkers back after bouncy castle theft. 
  • Dogs shocked at primary school children's low levels of literacy.
  • Elderly resident states genuine held belief that Grease soundtrack constitutes rave music. 
Also revealed: Alex's adventures in the Semitic supermarket. 

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Friday, September 14, 2012

LA Episode 30: General Wire Sewerooter T-3 Drain Cleaning Machine

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Crematorium outsources incinerator services to pest control company.
  • Anger after neighbourhood door-to-door chainsaw salesman branded 'suspicious' by local newspaper. 
  • Police reveal that a Mr D Attenborough held in custody after indecent horse on horse images found on laptop.
  • NHS denies claims that practice of using toast in open heart surgery is widespread. 
Also revealed: Rob's erroneous beliefs about homeopathy.
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Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.

Saturday, September 08, 2012

LA Episode 29: 8 Day Old Asda French Stick

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Pyjama Aid launched for donkey with Sweet Itch.
  • Girl denies that lighthouse hobby is compensating for boyfriend's shortcomings. 
  • Whale contacts police after vomit stolen from beach.
  • Adventurous couple's lovemaking ends in stairlift rescue. 
Also revealed: Alex's geographical knowledge is called into question...again. 

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Tuesday, September 04, 2012

LA Episode 28: Unemployed Catalyst Technician

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Chilli pepper thief left to sweat after eating ill-gotten gains.
  • Glue factory up in arms as local circus rescues horses. 
  • Children of middle class family traumatised by advances in modern technology.
  • Local teenager has bicycle stolen by potential guests of The Jeremy Kyle Show. 
Also revealed: Rob's Z-List celebrity tales. 

Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.