Stories this week include:
- Local man resorts to selling beloved boat after vandals urinate on sails.
- Lumberjack misplaces chainsaw after excessive consumption of energy drink.
- Cat left to fend off attackers after Fire Brigade fail to attend rescue call.
- Construction firm down tools due to unseasonal sunshine.
Also revealed: Alex's potential new name change.
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