Monday, July 30, 2012

LA Episode 23: Picnic Chainsaw Massacre

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Local man resorts to selling beloved boat after vandals urinate on sails.
  • Lumberjack misplaces chainsaw after excessive consumption of energy drink.
  • Cat left to fend off attackers after Fire Brigade fail to attend rescue call. 
  • Construction firm down tools due to unseasonal sunshine. 
Also revealed: Alex's potential new name change. 

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Monday, July 23, 2012

LA Episode 22: Air Ambulance Mattress Stand-Down

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Axe wielding manic claims attack was justified after spurned lover makes obscene request.
  • Local man apologises after Higgs boson eBay prank results in creation of black hole.
  • Elderly women mistakenly sells dog as ornament at car boot sale. 
  • Marlborough Jazz Festival rescued at eleventh hour by Keith 'Cheggars' Chegwin and Jimmy Crankie lookalike. 
Also revealed: The unmasking of the mysterious Xavier 'Dick' Catalyst. 

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Saturday, July 14, 2012

LA Episode 21: Fish Roundabout Incident II: The Revenge

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Schoolgirls left traumatised after discovering local area lacks 3G signal.
  • Controversial photograph of suicidal cat taken hours before death released.
  • Local man has faith in justice system restored after being awarded £15 for exposure to breasts. 
  • Marlboro Man reunited with illegitimate West Country son. 
Also revealed: The new 'Comment of the Week' feature proposal.

Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.

Saturday, July 07, 2012

LA Episode 20: Deaf and Dumbass

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Journalist deafens himself with Blu Tack after slow news week.
  • Pizza cures boy's irrational fear of public toilets.
  • Conman defends quality of Sunny Walkmans and Potato iPhones. 
  • Inflatable Stonehenge branded a letdown. 
Also revealed: Rob's Poundstretcher anecdote.

Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.

Sunday, July 01, 2012

LA Episode 19: Fish Roundabout Incident

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Unremorseful housewife claims cat 'had it coming' despite retaliation attack. 
  • Tramp removes parking meter after refusing to pay to park shopping trolley.
  • Jealous woman complains to council about amorous neighbours. 
  • Cillit Bang release firearm shaped bottle. 
Also revealed: The new LA alphabet feature!

Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.