Stories this week include:
- Stocky man trapped in luggage space of coach mistaken for suitcase by driver.
- After letter of apology to newspaper about homemade explosives, local man found with homemade reactor and box of Uranium-235.
- Burglars return useless guard dog.
- Girl sent home for wearing patriotic lipstick and miniskirt.
Also revealed: Rob's impressive (and somewhat fictitious) knowledge of world landmarks.