Stories this week include:
- Local idiot considers buying lock after theft of eighth consecutive bicycle.
- Pizza restaurant moves to trademark dish after ceiling falls into customer's dessert.
- Miserable child believed to be reincarnation of William Hogarth.
- War veteran claims WWII was due to Third Reich's automated financial transactions.
Also revealed: Alex's alarming inability to name household objects.
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