Thursday, April 26, 2012

LA Episode 10: Who Shot Willy’s Window?

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Local boy refutes claim that proceeds from charity curry night funded terror organisations in Kenya.
  • Ray Mears to start new survival show focusing on killing/eating inner city domestic animals.
  • Local women shocked as back garden becomes site of Occupy protest.
  • Transvestite found living rough after wrong turn in midnight marathon.
Also revealed: Rob’s penchant for sparkling water...

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Monday, April 16, 2012

LA Episode 9: Beach Needle

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Dartford's "Average Man of the Year" competition receives record number of applications.
  • Local passenger admits to paying premium for 'authentic Titanic experience' after being airlifted from Titanic Memorial Cruise.
  • Upper middle class family slums it on Bournemouth beach.
  • Civil pride at all time high after local town branded 'ugly' and 'average' by business heads.
Also revealed: Alex's incredible lack of geographical knowledge.
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Saturday, April 14, 2012

LA Episode 8: Downstairs Toilet Bust-up

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
Stories this week include:
  • Local residents complain after public convenience continues to be used as lift.
  • After first face-to-face encounter with rabbit, police sergeant admits daughter has been keeping plastic bag as pet.
  • Cast of new operatic production reassures public that it is not an April Fools' prank.
  • Couple outraged over controversial method used by interior designer to redecorate bathroom.
Also revealed: Alex's suspicious lavatorial habits.
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LA Episode 7: Pigeon Foetus

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
Stories this week include:
  • Woman shocked after handbag is stolen from 'secure' sunken flowerbed.
  • After objections from local residents, missile installations on Blackheath to double as Olympic starter pistol.
  • Local businessman poisons pigeons to raise profile of ailing business.
  • Far-fetched dream of owning a takeaway van, goes up in flames for local woman.
Also revealed: Alex's extensive collection and Rob's secret obsession.
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LA Episode 6: The Missing Roundabout

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Shortage of telephone numbers brings town to brink of anarchy.
  • Local loser sprains ankle after aggressive job hunt.
  • Local school children forced to construct law enforced robots in breakaway state.
  • (Fictitious?) man believed to be living on Blackheath Common says Council.
Also revealed: Rob's incredible lack of sensitivity.
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LA Episode 5: From the Valley to the Abyss

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
Stories this week include:
  • Gypsy master operates roofing scam with band of gullible mugs.
  • Council threatens to close ex-soldier's killer animal training camp.


Also revealed: Rob sets Alex his first phonetic alphabet challenge.
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LA Episode 4: Howling for Ziggy

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
Stories this week include:
  • Communist state begins printing own currency.
  • Dog-napping to order reaches record high in South East London.
  • Diversity service closes after remit is exposed as too inclusive.
  • Theives still on the run despite losing streak.

Also revealed:
Alex's dubious take on the phonetic alphabet.
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LA Episode 3: Bras to Africa

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
Stories this week include:
  • Rocket crash in school playground unfortunately records no fatalities.
  • 100 kilos of used bras and a box of pencils to be sent to the Gambia after charity appeal.
  • Lovers flock to the back seat of M25 tour bus.
  • Liberated Romanians pick pockets of bored commuters.

Also revealed: Rob reveals where to find the best flowers in Stroud.
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LA Episode 2: Self-Entangled Breath Organ

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
Stories this week include:
  • Octogenarian spends 30 hours in lay-by surviving on nothing but Werther's Originals.
  • Father of 'Hero' carpenter misquotes biblical proverb.
  • Reporter sells family possessions to pawn shop.
  • 'Cat Catcher' 2000 deployed in complete secrecy.
Also revealed: Alex's astonishing lack of knowledge of nightclubs.
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LA Episode 1: The Mayor & The Trawlerman

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
Stories this week include:
  • Man fined after forcing pet alligators to wear spectacles.
  • Newly married woman cheats on husband with parrot.
  • After years at sea, long lost brothers reunite to bring down capitalism.
Also revealed: Rob's astonishing lack of knowledge of human biology.
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