LA Podcast 212: Liquid of Any Sort in the Face Is a Big Impediment to Action

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Croydon changes town motto to 'No Town is Perfect'.
• Crisis brewing as Japan faces 'super-mature' adult film star shortage.
• Man committed to moving lawn.
• Charity shop sees surprise surge in sales after explicit photos discovered amongst donations.

     Also revealed: We receive an offer we can't refuse...

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LA Podcast 211: Voodoo and Vampire Dolls, Dragon Skulls and Zombie Pin Cushions in the Shadow of Gloucester Cathedral

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Black Magic Badger Killers to play fundraiser for neighbourhood witches. 
• Unique Automated Blessing Robot wages holy war against own congregation. 
• Local man believes time traveller may have been captured on old school photograph. 
• Three-legged 'horse' fails to win Poundworld Steeplechase.  

Also revealed: We find out what Rob would be willing to do for money...

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LA Podcast 210: Lonely Men in Smart Cars

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Sad badger spotted at car boot sale. 
• Council praised for installation of human faecal bags in local park. 
• Grandmother takes scenic route to hospital appointment. 
• Nurse makes playful comparison between elderly care home resident and Jabba the Hut.

Also revealed: We relish a potential legal challenge...

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LA Podcast 209: Jeremy Kyle and his Degenerate Associates Spouting Endless Platitudes and Statements of the Obvious

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Bistro leaves unpleasant taste in mouth following ill-conceived joke.  
• Man struggles to let go of dead brother. Literally.  
• Cheating husband admits to morning Pernod.  
• Irrelevant rapper organises immersive Lord of the Flies experience.

Also revealed: Rob encounters the mythical porn fairy...

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LA Podcast 208: The Mystery of the Bloody Limb (and the Dark Happenings of the Countryside)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: 

• Middle aged man gatecrashes outward bound holiday for disadvantaged teens.  
• Cross-dressing basketball player passes peacefully after learning of Trump's impeachment.  
• Man fails to find anything in his back garden. Twice.  
• 4/5 people in Greater Manchester confused by the prospect of sex on a wine rack. 

Also revealed: We try not to mention Hitler... 

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