LA Podcast 220: A Penis from a Greek Statue, Thousands of Sachets of Sea Monkeys and a Suitcase Full of Mannequin Hands

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Welsh shopkeeper forced to admit that dogs cannot talk following extensive research.
• Morbid photo stunt damages priceless coffin.
• Narcissistic and fantasist brags of his 'f*ck off money'.
• Shock as Paranormal investigator reveals that haunted doll is haunted.

Also revealed: We search faeces on Wikipedia for no discernible reason...

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LA Podcast 219: Donald Trump and the Little Doll Hand Scratches

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Luddite uses petrol station.
• Possessed charity shop doll scapegoated for infidelity
• Guinea pig 'deposited' in shopping centre bathroom.
• Novelist and former landlord uses national newspaper to boost of her numerous achievements.

Also revealed: Alex’s powers appear to be failing him...

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LA Podcast 218: An LGBT Friendly, Organic, Knit Your Own Yoghurt Type Place

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Forcible trout delivery destroys man's letterbox.
• Community group left bewildered after malicious attack
• Charitable stranger donates untreated fox fur coat to shop
• DVLA accused of cowardice after backing out of trail by combat request. 

     Also revealed: We try to source a sixpence...

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LA Podcast 217: Rex the Stella Sea Eagle

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm.
• Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular.
• Bride and groom fall short of having the time of their lives.
• Crystal Palace mascot flies to Newcastle for job interview.

     Also revealed: We discuss the eagerly awaited return of Mr Ames...

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LA Podcast 216: An NVQ in Bee/Wasp Differential Studies

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Croydon finally gets the hero it never deserved.
• Arkansas man gets biblical in the name of freedom.
• Internal investigation into police biscuit theft starts to crumble.
• Magic money tree blamed for road littered with banknotes in Epping Forest.

     Also revealed: Would anyone listen to a podcast called 'Bee Talk'?

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