Saturday, January 20, 2018

LA Podcast 229: A Bad Spell of Human Befouling at Bus Stops

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:


  • Butcher wielding blood sausage facilitates release.
  • Woman calls RSPCA over slipper welfare concerns. 
  • Equipped father heads to park for some alone time. 
  • Local council takes drastic action to quell suspected dirty protest. 

Now with 50% more pointless, rambling chat!

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Sunday, December 24, 2017

LA Podcast 228: A Flurry of Unqualified People Delivering Nonsense Sign Language at Important Occasions

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Thamesmead Swan Patrol (TSP) forced to reduce daily patrols due to lack of interest.
  • Surprise surge in chocolate coin sales as confusion surrounding cryptocurrency grows.
  • The Krankies defend 'lewd and offensive' pantomime performance with crass and obscene statement.
  • Origin of Species to be revised after man cements microwave to own head.
Also revealed: Rob is left empty-handed yet again...

Wishing all our listeners a very happy Christmas and restful New Year!

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Sunday, December 17, 2017

LA Podcast 227: A Right Orange-Fingered Jabba the Hut

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • The spectre of Robin Hood stages intervention for local UFO expert.
  • Manhunt continues for crazed, pin-wielding fugitive.
  • Travelodge to offer new donkey befriending service.
  • Family rescued by coastguard after being caught 'swerving for a badger'.
Also revealed: We investigate the difference between marshland and wetland (which is as dull as it sounds)...

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Monday, November 27, 2017

LA Podcast 226: The Devil's Cucumber

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Faecal connoisseur shaves dog.
  • Pensioner discovers unexploded courgette.
  • Newcastle man admits that pasty tattoo was a misteak.
  • Homeowner mourns the loss of front lawn.
Also revealed: The News Shopper has a new Editor-in-Chief...

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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

LA Podcast 225: Mock Effigies

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Welsh defeat hostile octopuses.
  • Remote village burns sacrificial wicker van to the God of broadband speeds.
  • Bus company owner sacks entire workforce in order to follow dream or not owning a bus company.
  • Papa John's sieg to distance themselves from Neo-Nazi endorsement.
Also revealed: Always count your partridges...

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