LA Episode 94: Sympathy with a Convicted Arsonist

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Disgruntled park keeper admits laying poison sandwich traps.
• Smoke alarm aid burns in fire.
• Arsene Wenger denies Joan of Arc rumour.
• Pathetic child distressed after find rat in bed.

Also revealed: We struggle with a mattress...

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LA Episode 93: Ill-Conceived Badger Carcass Transportation Crusade

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Flying ace Sidcup Morrison knighted in Queen's Birthday Honours List.
• Greendale residents outraged after postmaster alleged to resemble dead tree. 
• Newspaper launches top ten list competition after news dries up.
• UFO sighting found to be cloud-shaped cloud.

Also revealed: We decide to enter a competition...

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LA Episode 92: More Bitterness than the Lemon Aisle in Sainsbury's.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Criminal receives 'Get out of Jail' free card after successfully committing all known offences.
• 'Money over Humanity' slogan dropped by global restaurant chain. 
• Mayor outlines controversial crocodile defence tax.
• Middle-class toddler trouser horror.

Also revealed: We converse with a pond...

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LA Episode 91: Afterlife Holiday Camp

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Bananas uncovered as new gateway drug.
• Top ten best sociopathic chat-up lines revealed. 
• Grieving Orpington man denies knowledge of pre-booked break to Amsterdam after funeral.
• Croydon chosen as new face of mayonnaise.

Also revealed: We fondly remember the Mir Space Station Fire.

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LA Episode 90: A Beginners Guide to Child Friendly Duck Snuff Films

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• New fashionable dead mouse cocktail hits Shoreditch.
• Door-to-door brick salesman outraged by malicious allegations. 
• Supermarket chain agrees lucrative mineral water deal with local pond.
• Drunken man cooks pants after mistaking wardrobe for fridge.

Also revealed: The romance comes to an abrupt end.

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