LA Episode 130: Traumatic Tea Towel Fire Terror

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• Editor beats morning stiffness.
• Homeowner banned from keeping tea towels for 5 years. 
• Local newspaper gives blow by blow account of visit to sex cinema.
• Cambodian family deprived of literacy by Parcel Force.

Also revealed: Alex gets the gift of time...

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LA Episode 129: Watery on the Palate before Revealing a Foul Aftertaste

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• Pub critic assaulted by inflatable goalpost.
• Roger Moore blackmailed into reading local paper. 
• Interpol launches international manhunt for feline serial killer.
• Man questions life plan after selling surfboard to buy £300 picture of laptop.

Also revealed: Alex launches an appeal!

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LA Episode 128: Complimentary Wine, Beer and Viagra, in addition to a Souvenir Video of the Activities

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• 'Car Park Pete' causes city of Derby to declare bankruptcy.
• B&B's optional extras package results in threefold increase in bookings. 
• Mysterious blue fox checks out of Travelodge.
• Complaint over excessive use of innuendo casts shadow over train guard's illustrious career.

Also revealed: We read a sexy bedtime story!

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LA Episode 127: Some Haggard Disgusting Old Woman with Some Kind of Awful Skin Condition

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• Michael forced to change password.
• One-hit wonder attacks holidaymaker after table ownership dispute. 
• Author traumatised by 'factual' randy ghost hitchhiker story.
• Police apologise after fat joke results in numerous road closures.

Also revealed: Alex buys a book!

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LA Episode 126: A Poor and Unfortunate Creature Hit by a Ships Propeller

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• Bathroom showroom manager admits distribution of illegal bus stop fetish porn.
• Ketamine experiment findings highlight Croydon to have 'nicest' people in London. 
• Dog lover reveals intention to have all dog bridal party.
• Struggling artist turns to local news headlines in desperation.

Also revealed: We receive a strong early contender for E-Fit of the Year...

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