Monday, May 23, 2016

LA Podcast 178: A Lovely Mixture of Toilet Paper, Raw Sewage and Sweetcorn, Always Sweetcorn

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
Stories this week include:

  • Ricky Gervais refuses to speak out against (or in favour of) the Croydon Cat Killer.
  • Family day out is ruined by sh*tty trampoline. 
  • Jammie dodgers make off with £10,000 worth of biscuits.
  • Couple has passports confiscated for their own safety.
    • Also revealed: We launch an ill-conceived and idiotic competition...

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      Tuesday, May 10, 2016

      LA Podcast 177: High Voltage Observations in a Light Shop

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

      Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
      Stories this week include:
      • Epping Forest police constable finally begins to justify salary.
      • South Norwood Animal Rescue and Liberty (SNARL) continue push for global domination. 
      • McDonald's customer politely asked to leave after dining with axe.
      • 'Celebrity' fabricates invasion of privacy story to raise funds for second pair of Bermuda shorts.
      Also revealed: We discuss the upper age bracket to have your picture taken with a Shetland pony...

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      Friday, April 29, 2016

      LA Podcast 176: Desperate and Illiterate Local News Journalist

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

      Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
      Stories this week include:
      • Militant group annexes Swanage and forms breakaway state.
      • Isolated farmer continues to lose grip on reality amongst her chickens. 
      • Bristol residential claims to have had vision of infamous 'Hand of God' goal.
      • Outgoing journalist decides to mock local dialect in final article.
      Also revealed: We make light of the impending collapse of capitalism.

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      Friday, April 15, 2016

      LA Podcast 175: The Man with the Makeshift Fleshy Tube

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

      Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

      Stories this week include:
      • Intelligent parrot outwits captor.
      • Violence erupts at Easter fun day after the hot cross buns run out. 
      • Covert chip shop reviewer breaks cover. 
      • All the items to make your party go off with a bang found in local canal.
      Also revealed: We return to Derby, just around lunchtime...

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      Thursday, March 31, 2016

      LA Podcast 174: Krusty the Crown on Meth

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

      Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

      Stories this week include:
      • Man resorts to violence after listening to the Archers.
      • The homeless to be given reconditioned laptops to aid property search. 
      • Gang of pensioners in the picture for suspicious swan murders. 
      • Incomprehensible man believed to have normal sized hands.
      Also revealed: We discuss the plays of Arthur Miller and something about Donald Trump...

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