Thursday, April 16, 2015

LA Episode 136: Like an Innuendo but with Lewd Anti-Religious Connotations

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Heritage railway shunted into corner over position on hardcore porn film.
  • Woman sees nothing through window.
  • Local vicar unmasked as renegade street artist.
  • Cafe attempts to regain license by agreeing to curtail adult nights and install indoor toilet.
Also revealed: Rob is exonerated...

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Saturday, April 11, 2015

LA Episode 135: Raising a Smile and Relief from this Election Rubbish

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Pervert outraged following April Fools' prank at bike shop.
  • Man shacks up with formerly famous eagle.
  • Court finds cardboard toilets now worth the paper they're printed on.
  • Charity inundated with donations following bouncing breast event.
Also revealed: Rob is unmasked as an April fool...

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Saturday, April 04, 2015

LA Episode 134: Two Horns, Three Metallic Head Beads and Two Dyed Eyes in Homage to the Parrots

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Bogus masseur alleged to carry clipboard.
  • Postman sacked off after failure to deliver.
  • Drunken pig banned from pub following spate of anti-social behaviour.
  • Local council's Feline Refuse Disposal Officer leaps into action again.
Also revealed: We ask 'have you donated yet?'

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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

LA Episode 133: Bullet-Hard Nipples and a Painful Four Hour Erection

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Journalist finally rewarded with membership of 'private club' after string of articles boost revenue.
  • Lovejoy wannabe has motor home and trailer full of antiques stolen.
  • Teacher calls God seeking career advice.
  • Tesco shock at sudden increase in banana sales.
Also revealed: Rob goes for a walk and Alex has an unwelcome visitor...

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Friday, March 13, 2015

LA Episode 132: Baseball Bats, Planks of Wood, Broken Bottles and a Metal Railing

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Cow wears bike as fashion accessory.
  • Man warms member in toast.
  • Customers report uneasy feeling after visit to fast food restaurant.
  • Sleepy burglar rudely awakened.
Also revealed: Rob makes his move...

Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.