LA Podcast 283: A £7 Bill for a Destroyed Inflatable Lilo

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

• Deviant refrigerates McDonald’s burger for later.
• Metallica prevents another cougar attack.
• Airline approves the use of miniature horses.
• Giant’s burial ground discovered in Wiltshire.

The Blue Lagoon dream is dead...

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LA Podcast 282: A Late Night Mass Brawl in the Buffet Area (Following an Alcohol-Fuelled Afternoon of 'Patriotic' Partying)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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Stories this week include:

• Boyfriend forced to concoct fanciful excuse for disappearance of partner's dog.
• Paranormal investigator claims he was chatted up by haunted doll. 
• Serial excreter to star in new six-part documentary.
• Police p-p-pick up a suspected trespasser.

Alex reveals his aspirations of becoming a newsagent...

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LA Podcast 281: The Usual Little Englander Brexit Party Head Cases

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Banksy suspected of holidaying in Skegness.
• Westlife reveal beloved turnip gifted by fan.
• Massive phallus spotted exiting plane.
• Postman criticised for attempting to slam-dunk parcel into wheelie bin.

Rob prepares to emigrate...

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LA Podcast 280: A Root Vegetable with the Face of Noel Edmonds (Mini Episode)

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No headlines this week, so just imagine Jon Pertwee buying pick 'n' mix from Woolworths in the 1980s...

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LA Podcast 279:The Hyper-Regulation of Everyday Life (Mini Episode)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

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No headlines this week, so here's a lovely poem (courtesy of the Liverpool Echo's comment section):

'Bottle of Robinsons made up juice, 

Spam sarnies on Sunblest bread,

Golden Wonder,

Waggon Wheels,

Coach going to Blackpool lights and no stabbings.

Good days.'

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