LA Podcast 245: A Vaguer Yet Darker Memory

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Vigilante with physics A-level shows journalist collection of severed limbs.
• Police make squirrel that terrorised man official mascot.
• Forlorn Irishman fails to take the hint.
• Woman contemplates otherworldly offspring.

Alex makes a conscious decision to search the Internet for 'slut pig'...

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LA Podcast 244: The Life and Times of Alfred Hitler

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Homeless man lands brand ambassador role with Wilkin & Sons Ltd.
• Long faces after woman refused service at drive-thru.
• Erotic bush gets deflowered.
• Man tries to enrol adopted son into pre-shoal.

Rob lets the cat out of the bag...literally.

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LA Podcast 243: Questioning the Legitimacy of an Alleged Zebra

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Egyptian zoo unveils world's only zebracorn.
• Man attacked by rare churchyard-dwelling Pokemon.
• Police take convicted-criminal based satirical piece to Edinburgh Festival.
• High street store experiencing spate of novelty inflatable returns due to 'lack of usable holes'.

We tremble before the mighty Thor...

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LA Podcast 242: Mr Gee’s Night-Time Raid

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Anonymous man fondles raw chicken.
• Royal Mail attempt to stop seagull going postal.
• New Happy Meal toy range proves extremely unpopular with customers.
• Neighbour mysteriously vanishes following dispute over vandalised pool.

We discuss supermarket sexual favours...

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LA Podcast 241: A Shortage of Ice-Cream at a Marriage Party

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Drunkard tries to snatch woman's furry companion. 
• Bears allowed to sh*t in woods again. 
• Spurned groom finds happiness in nearby field.
• Man brags about vast bird seed fortune to local paper.

It's coming home...

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