Wednesday, June 15, 2016

LA Podcast 181: Subjected to a Long Period of Restricted Liberty (and Unacceptably Trussed Up Like a Chicken)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Concerns for the mental well-being of 'Priscilla Prim' increase following unprovoked attack on ‘Auntie’.
  • Shitterton upstaged by Brown Willy and Scratchy Bottom. 
  • Woefully inadequate man exposed by partner with extensive sex aid collection.
  • Maid escapes ill-conceived amateur remake of comedy farce starring Michael Palin.
Also revealed: We revisit a wildly unpopular and often forgotten soap opera...

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Wednesday, June 08, 2016

LA Podcast 180: A Half Man, Half Dog Creature and the Black-Eyed Ghost Children

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Idyllic beauty spot left vacant following werewolf sightings.
  • Police refuse selfie with naked sleepwalker. 
  • Lonely man haunted by amorous pigeons.
  • Bouncing pervert captured on CCTV.
Also revealed: Alex threatens to reveal 'old stinker'...

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Thursday, June 02, 2016

LA Podcast 179: Making Aboriginal Wind Instruments Out of Loo Rolls and Matchsticks

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Band of Dickensian characters stage art heist hoax.
  • Cuts to defence budget starts to bite. 
  • Controversial politician provokes outrage by failing to mention Hitler during interview.
  • Skin flute 'not a real instrument' claims orchestra.
Also revealed: Rob goes to a concert...

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Monday, May 23, 2016

LA Podcast 178: A Lovely Mixture of Toilet Paper, Raw Sewage and Sweetcorn, Always Sweetcorn

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
Stories this week include:


  • Ricky Gervais refuses to speak out against (or in favour of) the Croydon Cat Killer.
  • Family day out is ruined by sh*tty trampoline. 
  • Jammie dodgers make off with £10,000 worth of biscuits.
  • Couple has passports confiscated for their own safety.

    • Also revealed: We launch an ill-conceived and idiotic competition...

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      Tuesday, May 10, 2016

      LA Podcast 177: High Voltage Observations in a Light Shop

      The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

      Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com
      Stories this week include:
      • Epping Forest police constable finally begins to justify salary.
      • South Norwood Animal Rescue and Liberty (SNARL) continue push for global domination. 
      • McDonald's customer politely asked to leave after dining with axe.
      • 'Celebrity' fabricates invasion of privacy story to raise funds for second pair of Bermuda shorts.
      Also revealed: We discuss the upper age bracket to have your picture taken with a Shetland pony...

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