LA Podcast 308: Dirty, Stinking, Flea-bitten, One-Night Holiday

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Complaining couple offered complimentary downgrade.
• Spar tour of the West Midlands proves surprisingly popular.
• Shopper invents new lockdown pizza.
• Soothsayer predictably revealed to be despicable human. 

Would you consider the hazelnut a high-end nut?

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LA Podcast 307: Soiled Sanitary Pads, Used Condoms and a Decapitated Rat

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Medical do-gooders ruin another one of life's pleasures.
• Dinosaur spotted roaming free after country placed under lockdown
• Woman with swollen hand forced to push own shopping trolley.
• Skegness chosen as holiday resort of choice by escaped convicts.

We know that Will Smith has something to do with it...

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LA Podcast 306: An Odd Combination of Illegally Possessed Weapons Including the Ancient Sword of the Meth King

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Human sprinkler spotted in Stockport.
• Mass panic as final 'star prize' in grabber machine is won.
• Post-it note shortage leads to drastic action by nursery workers.
• Misfortunate thief pleads for forgiveness from rightful owner of cursed toilet roll. 

We try to lighten the general mood...

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LA Podcast 305: Several Days of Fear and Uncertainty

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Entrepreneurial young man fails to sell screwdriver to court official.
• Miraculous swimming pool discovered in Indonesia.
• Idiotic bank robber pets dog.
• Grandmother enjoys a delicious cup of Durex tea.

Alex finally confesses to his manifold crimes...

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LA Podcast 304: Possession of an Axe in a Public Place Without a Reasonable Excuse

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Solitary life-sized doll collector proves everyone right.
• Butcher makes vegetable-free carrot.
• Specially-trained service horse introduced to jet set lifestyle.
• Dough-infused gold pizza cufflinks will seriously dent your hard-earned crust.

Do you partake in al fresco intercourse?

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