Sunday, February 07, 2016

LA Episode 167: Whatever Happened to Freedom of Expression Now That The School Nazis Think They Own Kid's Minds?

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Mystery box containing mannequin dressed as Osama Bin Laden washes up on Boscombe beach.
  • Anarchistic haircut leads to outbreaks of Fascism in school. 
  • Police activia looking for suspected in drive-biotic yoghurt attack on croquet teacher.
  • One too many viewings of 'Jaws' leads to absurd espionage claim.
Also revealed: Rob makes a shocking and tragic confession (I really am sorry)...

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Thursday, January 28, 2016

LA Podcast 166: Three Hundred Complaints, Twelve Injunctions and Three Jail Terms

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Couple discuss the physical and mental challenges of married life.
  • Pizza chain finds novel way of promoting brand by scanning the frequencies of every emergency service.
  • Set of windows threats to destabilize humanity.
  • Woman shaken by sight of sunlight in local park.
Also revealed: We give a history lesson on men called Robert Stephenson...

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Thursday, January 21, 2016

LA Podcast 165: Tired of Concerns about Feral Pigs going Unheard by the Forestry Commission

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Steep rise in heartbroken horses reported by RSPCA.
  • Old milkman delivers tedious anecdote. 
  • Excessive sunshine brings rail network to its knees.
  • Wild boar hunter looking for excuse to kill again.
Also revealed: The social media cull continues...

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Thursday, January 14, 2016

LA Podcast Listener Special (164): Melamine Formaldehyde Resin and Phosphoric Acid Spillage Blocking Routes to East Anglia

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Man demands girlfriend and cat be charged by police in relation to missing bacon.
  • Dangerous driver pilloried for ludicrous choice of driving music. 
  • Careless farmer concedes that missing sheep may have simply wandered off.
  • Holidaymakers shocked to discover continent full of foreigners.
Also revealed: All listener. Some filler.

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Monday, January 04, 2016

LA Podcast 163: Lukewarm Soup, Stale Bread, Rock Hard Stuffing Balls and Cold Christmas Lunch served Three Hours Late

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Jim Morrison surfaces to comment on vociferous wind turbine.
  • Mascot of away team deemed to be national security threat. 
  • Unpopular character from totalitarian regime booed at Star Wars premier.
  • Cross-dressing drug addict acquitted of trespassing into 'panda enclosure'.
Also revealed: The donations keep rolling in...

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