Wednesday, July 20, 2016

LA Podcast 184: Beautiful Red Permed Hair Reminiscent of the 80's (and a Collection of Chessboards from Colonel Gaddafi)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Woman shocked to see cock on roundabout.
  • Terrifying creature revealed to be some old yarn. 
  • Llamas stage protest against Tour de France.
  • Man bored of Brexit captures pilot of UFO on film.
Also revealed: We consider filing for copyright infringement...

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Monday, July 11, 2016

LA Podcast 183: Excessive Flatulence as a Result of Chocolate Bars and Cheap Curries

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Police smash illegal rubber duck racing ring.
  • Disgraced former Animal Hospital presenter causing stink in prison. 
  • Man that probably met Michael Jackson convicted of tax avoidance.
  • Mythical 10 man train believed to be active in Barnehurst.
WARNING: High levels of Brexit contained within this podcast...

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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

LA Podcast 182: Conned into Buying a Lumpy, Useless Mattress

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Electro Smog set to release comeback album produced by Noel Edmonds.
  • 31 years of karate experience failed to prevent savage attack on washing machine. 
  • Vicar invokes diplomatic immunity from the Almighty following drunken arrest.
  • Department of Work and Pensions refuses to apologise for placing all pensioners in 'non-working/technically deceased' group in order to re-calculate benefits.
Also revealed: We explore the weird and wonderful submissions for 'the episode' competition...

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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

LA Podcast 181: Subjected to a Long Period of Restricted Liberty (and Unacceptably Trussed Up Like a Chicken)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Concerns for the mental well-being of 'Priscilla Prim' increase following unprovoked attack on ‘Auntie’.
  • Shitterton upstaged by Brown Willy and Scratchy Bottom. 
  • Woefully inadequate man exposed by partner with extensive sex aid collection.
  • Maid escapes ill-conceived amateur remake of comedy farce starring Michael Palin.
Also revealed: We revisit a wildly unpopular and often forgotten soap opera...

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Wednesday, June 08, 2016

LA Podcast 180: A Half Man, Half Dog Creature and the Black-Eyed Ghost Children

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Idyllic beauty spot left vacant following werewolf sightings.
  • Police refuse selfie with naked sleepwalker. 
  • Lonely man haunted by amorous pigeons.
  • Bouncing pervert captured on CCTV.
Also revealed: Alex threatens to reveal 'old stinker'...

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