LA Podcast 289: Clichéd Ritual Sacrifice Horror Scene

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Paranormal investigator stalks man walking dog.
• Marketing firm hires emotional support clown.
• Builder deposits smelly treat in homeowner's chimney.
• 'Mouldy Prison Cell' ad campaign was 'misstep' admits holiday camp.

Alex regales the listener with tales of daring toilet escapes...

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LA Podcast 288: A Troubled South West Holiday Resort

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• SNARL splinters.
• Holidaymaker outwitted by claw machine.
• Harry Redknapp enjoys meatballs.
• Former children's TV star victim of revenge attack.

This week's episode is sponsored by Centre Parcs and TripAdvisor (because, why not?)...

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LA Podcast 287: Armed with a Garden Rake and an Empty Bottle of Tequila

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• So-called expert injured after tampering with sex robot.
• Missing dog last seen running off cliff.
• Waitrose customer upholds stereotype.
• Heinz unveils range of austerity products.

This is a local podcast for local people; we'll have no trouble here.

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LA Podcast 286: The International League for the Protection of Horses

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Couple experience miraculously visitation during celebratory meal.
• Emotional support panther seen boarding plane at Bournemouth Airport.
• 'Demon In A Box' the must-have toy this Christmas.
• Amateur zookeeper skips town

Rob imparts his wealth of feline knowledge...

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LA Podcast 285: A Crucifixion Playset for Children

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• DWP website signposts benefit claimants to jobs as village halls.
• Former fast food mascot believed to have amassed band of street urchins for criminal endeavours. 
• Teen finally secures date with family cat. 
• Pregnant hedgehog denies attending Conservative Party Conference.

Warning: This episode contains explicit Jacob Rees-Mogg related content.

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