Friday, December 19, 2014

LA Episode 124: A Life of Avian Isolation watching Liza Minnelli Musicals on DVD

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Beauty queen wins Mediocre Smile of the Year award.
  • Rare Bulgarian Shyte Hawk spotted in Kent.
  • The Special One denies rumoured signing of Jesus Christ.
  • Ex-porn star releases budget French cook book which includes recipes such as sucre sur la pain and cornflakes avec de l'eau.
Also revealed: Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it on the podcast...

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

LA Episode 123: The Love Child of Desperate Dan and Mrs Potato Head

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Barrister charged with contempt of court after making excessive number of lamppost related jokes during trail.
  • Police arrest squirrel under the Terrorism Act following standoff in school playground.
  • Operation Yuletree releases more detailed description of criminal dressed as Santa Claus after 10,000+ suspected sightings.
  • Woman reveals that she believed Blackheath park bench stranger to be a nutter.

Also revealed: We start work on our next bestselling novel 'Croquet in Baghdad'...

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Tuesday, December 02, 2014

LA Episode 122: Two Leopard Skulls, Four Monkey Heads and a Skeleton of an Infant Crab eating a Macaque

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Bus driver arrested by grammar police.
  • Gas safety certificate containing declaration of love backfires spectacularly.
  • Blindness curse lifted by 'magical' optician.
  • Hospital's theatrical production based upon Greek mythology in jeopardy after Icarus goes method.
Also revealed: Alex unwittingly returns to Dickensian London...sort of.

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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

LA Episode 121: The Cock Happy Electric Chicken

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Manager politely reminds customer that staff will not exchange money for sex.
  • Man demands refund from pet manufacturer after taking traumatised dog on luxury spa break.
  • Woman disappointed after impulse buy with suggestive name turns out to be toy chicken.
  • Cream tea offered as compensation to working class mother.
Also revealed: We demand to know how far away the goats are?!

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

LA Episode 120: Embarrassing Cash Machine Translation Mishap

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Catford celebrates victory in UK's sexiest bus route competition.
  • Court hears depraved man suggest Crayford day trip to unsuspecting partner.
  • Driver refuses to pay delivery charge on chicken tikka after ploughing car in takeaway window.
  • Restaurateur cautioned by police after force feeding expired food produce to grandmother following food hygiene inspection.
Also revealed: Our top three tips for correctly identifying excrement...

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