LA Episode 126: A Poor and Unfortunate Creature Hit by a Ships Propeller

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• Bathroom showroom manager admits distribution of illegal bus stop fetish porn.
• Ketamine experiment findings highlight Croydon to have 'nicest' people in London. 
• Dog lover reveals intention to have all dog bridal party.
• Struggling artist turns to local news headlines in desperation.

Also revealed: We receive a strong early contender for E-Fit of the Year...

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LA Episode 125: Comedy Sketches, Audience Participation, Crossing-Dressing Elves and a Series of Dares (AKA: An Era Before Money and Satan Took Over)

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

• Charitable man gives £3,000 to unlucky pair.
• Restaurant manager's racist rant following disagreement over the Louisiana Purchase. 
• Sexually frustrated couple use light-hearted festive comedy sketch as therapy.
• Jeweller denies knowledge of deliberate drain blockage which led to record sales due to sewage flood.

Also revealed: We briefly mourn the passing of Tigger...

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LA Episode 124: A Life of Avian Isolation watching Liza Minnelli Musicals on DVD

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Beauty queen wins Mediocre Smile of the Year award.
• Rare Bulgarian Shyte Hawk spotted in Kent.
• The Special One denies rumoured signing of Jesus Christ.
• Ex-porn star releases budget French cook book which includes recipes such as sucre sur la pain and cornflakes avec de l'eau.

Also revealed: Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it on the podcast...

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LA Episode 123: The Love Child of Desperate Dan and Mrs Potato Head

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Barrister charged with contempt of court after making excessive number of lamppost related jokes during trail.
• Police arrest squirrel under the Terrorism Act following standoff in school playground.
• Operation Yuletree releases more detailed description of criminal dressed as Santa Claus after 10,000+ suspected sightings.
• Woman reveals that she believed Blackheath park bench stranger to be a nutter.

Also revealed: We start work on our next bestselling novel 'Croquet in Baghdad'...

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LA Episode 122: Two Leopard Skulls, Four Monkey Heads and a Skeleton of an Infant Crab eating a Macaque

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Bus driver arrested by grammar police.
• Gas safety certificate containing declaration of love backfires spectacularly.
• Blindness curse lifted by 'magical' optician.
• Hospital's theatrical production based upon Greek mythology in jeopardy after Icarus goes method.

Also revealed: Alex unwittingly returns to Dickensian London...sort of.

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