LA Podcast 241: A Shortage of Ice-Cream at a Marriage Party

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Drunkard tries to snatch woman's furry companion. 
• Bears allowed to sh*t in woods again. 
• Spurned groom finds happiness in nearby field.
• Man brags about vast bird seed fortune to local paper.

It's coming home...

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LA Podcast 240: On the Periphery of the Usual Route of Prevailing Winds

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Man blames failed relationship on ghost of 7-foot circus ringmaster.
  
• Woman caught shaving legs in communal hotel pool states hot tub was already full.
  
• Residents of Cornish town believe foul stench of rotting meat coming from Devon.
  
• Driver of mobility scooter claims that detailed Airfix model of HMS Vanguard caused hit-and-run.

How do you like to kill your bobcat?

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LA Podcast 239: Busting the Octogenarian Mid-Masturbation

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Heroic boyfriend defends partner by throwing pillows at fox.
• PETA swoop to rescue already dead duck killed by boy.
• Sisters spot pensioner 'enjoying the view'.
• Company owners forced to apologise via news conference after employee repeatedly ordered lunch 3 mins early.

We suggest an alternate ending for Last of the Summer Wine...

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LA Podcast 238: A Full Box of Fruits and Two Buckets of Noodles

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Beloved family pet starts sh*tting in woods.
• Mastermind behind elaborate mail fraud finally unmasked.
• Drunken raver left feeling sheepish after opportunistic theft on way home.
• FA Cup Final interrupted by mythical beast in local river.

We ask the burning questions about the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah...

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LA Podcast 237: Remnants of Prawn Shells, Condiments, Meat Forks and Sharp Knives Combined with an Apparent Lack of Bunting

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Woman takes photograph of literally nothing.
• Con artist ensnares elderly parents in lost car scam.
• Local sh*thole ruined by royal wedding detritus.
• Child stranded in Bali forced to hitchhike back to Australia.

The Roland Rat impressions make an unwelcome return...

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