LA Podcast 256: Just Another Tw*t and Other Associated Idiots

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Desperate woman milks cat.
• Hotel chain rues lack of trained dolphins.
• Existential crisis halts court case.
• Proud couple reveal devastating wildfire to friends and family.

We have a treemendous Christmas planned...

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LA Podcast 255: The Trojan Pumpkin and the Distended Scrotum

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Police apologise following complaints regarding 'obscene and offensive' advert for identity parade participants.
• Yukuza to host community-theatre production of The Godfather Part II.
• Parish council unanimously approve game developer's proposed 'Woolfenstein' name change.
• Emotionally disturbed turkeys sent to recuperate in upstate New York.

Rob gives a no holds barred account of life on the inside...

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LA Podcast 254: An Agile Gibbon and A Pancake Tortoise

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Man with nine life-size dolls struggling to find love.
• Cyclist with newly purchased mattress seduces big cat.
• Dutch man wastes everyone's time.
• Zoo sells off animals after Lego sculptures prove more profitable.

We devise a new zoo-related feature...

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LA Podcast 253: Of No Fixed Abode Heroin Addicts

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Good samaritan gets lost in pipe organ.
• Rural town experiences unprecedented humvee showers.
• Police build case against Lego thieves.
• Hospital demands correction from newspaper stating patient was not entirely covered with human faeces.

Alex attempts a Ecuadorian accent...

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LA Podcast 252: A Paparazzi Session with Chuckles the Monkey

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Woman involved in bee-zarre incident.
• Dilapidated holiday park blames customers for exposing shortcomings.
• City abandons artificial-moon plan after length of extension lead proves unworkable.
• Shopper who discovered cooked mouse in bag of rice told 'consider yourself lucky' by supermarket.

Alex attempts to wrangle the peacock...

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