LA Podcast 209: Jeremy Kyle and his Degenerate Associates Spouting Endless Platitudes and Statements of the Obvious

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Bistro leaves unpleasant taste in mouth following ill-conceived joke.  
• Man struggles to let go of dead brother. Literally.  
• Cheating husband admits to morning Pernod.  
• Irrelevant rapper organises immersive Lord of the Flies experience.

Also revealed: Rob encounters the mythical porn fairy...

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LA Podcast 208: The Mystery of the Bloody Limb (and the Dark Happenings of the Countryside)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: 

• Middle aged man gatecrashes outward bound holiday for disadvantaged teens.  
• Cross-dressing basketball player passes peacefully after learning of Trump's impeachment.  
• Man fails to find anything in his back garden. Twice.  
• 4/5 people in Greater Manchester confused by the prospect of sex on a wine rack. 

Also revealed: We try not to mention Hitler... 

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LA Podcast 207: The 'Pets Before Profits' Annual Funeral Pyre and Barbecue

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: 

• Nationwide chain store to stop stuffing rabbits into chocolate eggs for Easter. 
• Chelmsford in uproar following Burger King prank. 
• Pensioner claims full grown gorilla will fit in a Vauxhall Cavalier. 
• North Korea vows retaliation against local paper after Pyongyang compared to Skegness.   

Also revealed: We take time to reflect on the sacrifice made by chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch... 

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LA Podcast 206: A Godless, Cheap and Nasty World Where Yobs Seemingly Won't Take Responsibility for Their Own Bowel Movements

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: 

• Donkey with low self-esteem struggling to skate again.
• Renamed shopping street 'Archway to Hell' sees surprise decline in sales.
• Local town beats off stiff competition to be named 'Pervert Capital of the United Kingdom'.
• Charity fundraiser cancelled due to lack of interest. 

Also revealed: Would you consider contributing towards Rob's honeymoon?

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LA Podcast 205: Bitter Little Opinions That Have No Actual Factual Content

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: 

• Supermarket manager attempts to cut short impromptu guitar solo by eight-year-old.
• An alarming new crave called 'Water Drinking Battle for Men' is sweeping Japan.    
• Drunk man fails to order Happy Meal from car wash.
• 'Celebrated' editor takes to his keyboard to vent fury at pigeon-feeding pensioner.

Also revealed: We spend too much time perfecting our Roland Rat impressions…

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