Wednesday, November 26, 2014

LA Episode 121: The Cock Happy Electric Chicken

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Manager politely reminds customer that staff will not exchange money for sex.
  • Man demands refund from pet manufacturer after taking traumatised dog on luxury spa break.
  • Woman disappointed after impulse buy with suggestive name turns out to be toy chicken.
  • Cream tea offered as compensation to working class mother.
Also revealed: We demand to know how far away the goats are?!

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

LA Episode 120: Embarrassing Cash Machine Translation Mishap

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Catford celebrates victory in UK's sexiest bus route competition.
  • Court hears depraved man suggest Crayford day trip to unsuspecting partner.
  • Driver refuses to pay delivery charge on chicken tikka after ploughing car in takeaway window.
  • Restaurateur cautioned by police after force feeding expired food produce to grandmother following food hygiene inspection.
Also revealed: Our top three tips for correctly identifying excrement...

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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

LA Episode 119: A Stolen Bronze Dragon and a Statue of Jesus

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Protesters get their bloody meat out in Central London.
  • Woman hands over £1,500 to bogus door-to-door council tax collector.
  • Criminal slams cost of coach hire as daylight robbery.
  • Scrap metal dealer and crematorium plaque enthusiast denies clandestine marriage to badger.
Also revealed: We keep the camp fire burning... 

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Tuesday, November 04, 2014

LA Episode 118: Horrible Husky Death Pact

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Nick Berry found safe and wealthy after concern from local media.
  • Fish puns in newspaper article overshadow seriousness of road traffic accident.
  • Bird of prey centre deny dinosaur breeding program.
  • Express gynaecology clinic condemned by medical professionals.
Also revealed: We attempt to find out whether we get to keep the pen...

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

LA Episode 117: A Few Wisps of Tepid Air Achieving Nothing

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Street performer burned at the stake for witchcraft in Woolwich.
  • Man admits that unwitting lie to girlfriend led to international campaign.
  • College of Psychic Studies graduate fails to see link to terrorist organisation.
  • Female giant spotted in Cardiff restaurant.
Also revealed: Too much detail about our nocturnal ablutions...

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