LA Podcast 247: The Relative Hardiness of Stoats Compared to Other Animals

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Shoplifter gets testy after being apprehended by security guards.
• Supermarket demands victim pay for artisan ketchup used in distraction mugging.
• Dishevelled robin reluctantly agreed to authorised biography claims author.
• Fast food chain relieved to confirm that choking hazard was chicken bone.

We enquire about recorders...

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LA Podcast 246: A Bizarre and Increasingly Popular Habit of Having Half Naked Women Perform at Funerals

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Onion-eating contest ends in tears.
• Allo Allo cast members spotted in Gloucestershire sparks fears of a reunion.
• Interspecies gay love affair immortalised in bronze statue.
• Headteacher hires burlesque troupe to apologise for pole dancer stunt.

Alex sweats it out...

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LA Podcast 245: A Vaguer Yet Darker Memory

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Vigilante with physics A-level shows journalist collection of severed limbs.
• Police make squirrel that terrorised man official mascot.
• Forlorn Irishman fails to take the hint.
• Woman contemplates otherworldly offspring.

Alex makes a conscious decision to search the Internet for 'slut pig'...

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LA Podcast 244: The Life and Times of Alfred Hitler

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Homeless man lands brand ambassador role with Wilkin & Sons Ltd.
• Long faces after woman refused service at drive-thru.
• Erotic bush gets deflowered.
• Man tries to enrol adopted son into pre-shoal.

Rob lets the cat out of the bag...literally.

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LA Podcast 243: Questioning the Legitimacy of an Alleged Zebra

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Egyptian zoo unveils world's only zebracorn.
• Man attacked by rare churchyard-dwelling Pokemon.
• Police take convicted-criminal based satirical piece to Edinburgh Festival.
• High street store experiencing spate of novelty inflatable returns due to 'lack of usable holes'.

We tremble before the mighty Thor...

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