Tuesday, October 28, 2014

LA Episode 117: A Few Wisps of Tepid Air Achieving Nothing

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Street performer burned at the stake for witchcraft in Woolwich.
  • Man admits that unwitting lie to girlfriend led to international campaign.
  • College of Psychic Studies graduate fails to see link to terrorist organisation.
  • Female giant spotted in Cardiff restaurant.
Also revealed: Too much detail about our nocturnal ablutions...

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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

LA Episode 116: Zillions of Neurotic Cats and Tarted-Up, Silly, Yappy Doggies!

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Mushroom enthusiast and fun guy suspected of sexual foraging.
  • Helicopter pilot questions structural rigidity of brick wall belonging to Communist.
  • Fully grown male found wrapped around boiler in family's kitchen.
  • Cat killer phones in deadly snake sighting to elude capture.
Also revealed: The animal noises make a welcome return...

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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

LA Episode 115: Steaming Pile of Chanticleer Ornamental Pears

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Council ridicules resident after failing to identify an apple.
  • Boxer arrested after claiming left hook healed the sick.
  • Pub chain deny dirty dishcloth cover-up.
  • Obedient Wives Club admits booking error following lecture at local Women's Institute branch.
Also revealed: Just why would you burn down the worker's shed...?

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Wednesday, October 08, 2014

LA Episode 114: Year Long Campaign of Vandalism by Anti-English Racists (or Arrogant Little Sh*ts in Rusty Transits)

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Pensioner traumatised by protruding door excluder flashbacks.
  • Insurance company quietly selves comprehensive straw cover policy.
  • Se7en themed birthday party brought to abrupt end after present giving.
  • Woman disgraced by horse fingered by rag & bone men.

Also revealed: Just who is Ethel Testicles...? 

Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.

Monday, September 29, 2014

LA Episode 113: Bristol Suburb Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Attack

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Man caught off guard by pomegranate.
  • Survey finds that 1 in 5 believe London to be separate country.
  • Travelling meat salesmen questioned by police.
  • Ninja turtle prime suspect in turf war shooting.
Also revealed: Rob forgets the lobster...

Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.