Tuesday, March 24, 2015

LA Episode 133: Bullet-Hard Nipples and a Painful Four Hour Erection

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Journalist finally rewarded with membership of 'private club' after string of articles boost revenue.
  • Lovejoy wannabe has motor home and trailer full of antiques stolen.
  • Teacher calls God seeking career advice.
  • Tesco shock at sudden increase in banana sales.
Also revealed: Rob goes for a walk and Alex has an unwelcome visitor...

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Friday, March 13, 2015

LA Episode 132: Baseball Bats, Planks of Wood, Broken Bottles and a Metal Railing

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Cow wears bike as fashion accessory.
  • Man warms member in toast.
  • Customers report uneasy feeling after visit to fast food restaurant.
  • Sleepy burglar rudely awakened.
Also revealed: Rob makes his move...

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Thursday, March 05, 2015

LA Episode 131: From Ex-Scout to Co-operative Soldier of Fortune (with a Wealth of Camping and Survival Experience)

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Former scout calls local paper after changing his mind about becoming astronaut despite ability to name all planets in order.
  • X-rated version of Fifty Shades of Grey in 4D proves too much for cinema goers.
  • Woman has breakfast following car crash.
  • Toddler fails to give reasonable defense for watching television without license.
Also revealed: Rob confesses to staging a photo opportunity...

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

LA Episode 130: Traumatic Tea Towel Fire Terror

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Editor beats morning stiffness.
  • Homeowner banned from keeping tea towels for 5 years. 
  • Local newspaper gives blow by blow account of visit to sex cinema.
  • Cambodian family deprived of literacy by Parcel Force.
Also revealed: Alex gets the gift of time...

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Friday, February 13, 2015

LA Episode 129: Watery on the Palate before Revealing a Foul Aftertaste

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:
  • Pub critic assaulted by inflatable goalpost.
  • Roger Moore blackmailed into reading local paper. 
  • Interpol launches international manhunt for feline serial killer.
  • Man questions life plan after selling surfboard to buy £300 picture of laptop.
Also revealed: Alex launches an appeal!


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