Matt Hancock: W*nkerman (LA Podcast 340)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Gigantic phallic-shaped cul-de-sac 'hilarious' say astronauts
• Alarming levels of stupidity theatrens new orchard
• Clown fails to see funny side of shoe theft
• Welsh Nude and Proud party secures surprising by-election win despite being fictitious

Alex's predictions begin to fail him...

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LA Podcast 339: A Never-Ending Story of Dead Cat Madness

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Devious pseudo-'Sandwich Artist' fails to hide in roof with stolen deli meat.
• Photographer exchanges vintage farming equipment for meth.
• Another unsuspecting resident falls victim to the unscrupulous 'Goldfish Gang'
• Local council reluctantly establishes alien abduction task force.

Supermarket trolley review, anyone?

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LA Podcast 338: One Long Biege Enterprise vs. the Yellow Winds of Capitalism

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• The mullet is finally outlawed (in North Korea).
• Urban vigilante 'Trumpman' apprehended mid-defecation.
• Chinese zoo delightedly announce majority of escaped leopards recaptured.
• Noah's Ark impounded by coastguard after being deemed unseaworthy.

We're through the looking glass here, people...

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LA Podcast 337: A Ten Pound Log of Pre-Packaged Meat

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Hilarious Daesh-themed prank falls foul of the PC brigade
• Meathead eats raw meat
• Birthday fanatic unmasked by girlfriend union
• Police investigate cyberterrorist attack by breakaway faction of the Women's Institution

Alex tells his pirate anecdote again...

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LA Podcast 336: My Australian Sh*tbox Journey (by Bryan Robson)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• NHS denies hiring medieval plague doctors as precautionary measure.
• Former England manager indebted to Beatles duo for aiding escape from Australia.
• Patrons of Kid Rock's bar left covered in faeces once again.
• Daring 4mph narrow boat chase foiled by meddling police officer.

We're back...

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