LA Podcast 271: Noel's Most Memorable Peculiarities

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Entitled child rejects grammatically incorrect meal.
• Unemployed fisherman spots deadly predator.
• Woman fails to sue Woolworths over shallot mishap.
• Bystanders disgusted after shopper leaves deposit outside pub.

We regret to report that Blow My Recorder was unceremoniously cancelled...

Also, apologies for the quality of Alex's audio.

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LA Podcast 270: Overpriced Sweet Frothy Shaving Cream

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Hostilities between Mr Softy and Mr Whippy leads south coast to brink of war.
• Julian Assange [REDACTED] in [REDACTED][REDACTED] for [REDACTED] during office hours.
• Bovine dating app infiltrated by opportunistic perverts.
• Pigeon cavity search marks start of national holiday celebrations.

We release our revised 'professions for deviants' list...

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LA Podcast 269: Spiny Barbel Protrusions and a Spicy Condiment for Chips

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Old banger spotted on the side of the A1.
• Essex shopper outraged after being mistaken for catfish.
• Company's refusal to change name is final nail in the coffin.
• Ronnie Pickering finally gets the recognition he deserves.

We discuss the life and work of Richard Gere...

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LA Podcast 268: An Irate Great-Grandmother's Absent Sofa

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Spoon bender attempts to stop Brexit.
• Psychic twins predict brothers' children will probably meet each other.
• Furious gran sits defiantly in discomfort.
• Rural resident perpetuates stereotype.

Rob issues a recorder-based ultimatum...

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LA Podcast 267: A Parliament of Idiots Governing a Nation of Fools

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Husband of former Peruvian beauty queen describes deaths of 500 animals as 'normal for a zoo'.
• Woman makes video of crisp packet grand opening.
• 'Unhinged' rabble of conspiracy theorists go on 'futile' outing.
• Man makes perfectly rational decision to stockpile toilet paper. 

Rob manages to name ten animals...

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