LA Podcast 267: A Parliament of Idiots Governing a Nation of Fools

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Husband of former Peruvian beauty queen describes deaths of 500 animals as 'normal for a zoo'.
• Woman makes video of crisp packet grand opening.
• 'Unhinged' rabble of conspiracy theorists go on 'futile' outing.
• Man makes perfectly rational decision to stockpile toilet paper. 

Rob manages to name ten animals...

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LA Podcast 266: Earthling Ed and the Protest Against Pork

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Homeowner fawns over doe-eyed intruder.
• Man admits adulterous tryst with saucy Mexican.
• Drunk woman loses keys (and grasp of spatial-awareness).
• Thieves left dumbfounded after escapology-trained eagle disappears.

We extend an open invitation to OJ Simpson to become a regular contributor...

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LA Podcast 265: Tubby the Rat and the Winterbacon Adventure

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Disturbed jogger maims malnourished lion cub.
• Ghostly apparition revealed to be map of the Sudan.
• 'Batman' sends fishmonger unwanted mermaid.
• Bird of prey sanctuary adds to it's 30-strong pack of huskies.

Alex manages to contain the bloodlust...

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LA Podcast 264: Joyce, the Malignant Toilet-Flushing Ghoul & Trevor, the World's Loneliest Duck

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Travelodge denies the use of necromancy to increase footfall.
• Roadside puddle becomes memorial to local hero. 
• Man fails to sell the virtues of washing twice a week to partner.
• Runner finally holds hotly-anticipated press conference after killing lion cub. 

Rob fails to grasp the basics of mic technique...

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LA Podcast 263: The Beverly Hills Doctor of Peru

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Master of disguise steals thousands from blind pensioner.
• Novelty sex toy allows customers to f*ck themselves.
• Erotic encounter in national park ends in tragedy.
• Memory stick gets seal (faeces) of approval.

Would you confront a penguin with a chocolate bar?

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