LA Episode 105: A Dangerous Mix of Vanity and Stupidity

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Man answers phone up to six times a day.
• Fusion takeaway admits that curry surprise ingredients may have been somewhat ambiguous.
• Extremely low budget Hulk remake filmed in Deptford.
• Millionaire incites cat euthanasia plan after being abandon by childhood kitten.

Also revealed: We hatch a plan involving the elderly...

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LA Episode 104: Pubic Hair Drive-Thru Altercation

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Reporter milks large nippled dog story.
• Couple deny illicit hotel liaison with escort rabbit.
• Primary school defends work experience programs with strip club and travelling circus.
• 'Pet of the Week' story dropped after talking bird found to be paranoid delusion.

Also revealed: Alex impersonates a budgie...

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LA Episode 103: Small Piece of Plastic in a Ciabatta

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Gambling addict prosecuted after placing bet on length of time before child stolen from outside bookmakers.
• Miraculous improvement in child's eyesight after told to move closer to objects.
• Police Commissioner turns to Cup a Soup for comfort and policy advice.
• Charity shop staggered by dramatic increase in donations of broken glass and Annie Lennox CDs.

Also revealed: We discuss cats and cafes...

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LA Episode 102: Inhumane and Cruel Acts against Innocent Animals

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Fly-tipping of unwanted eagles on increase.
• Swans destroyed by spawn of scum parents customers.
• 81-year-old crow attack victim makes dubious career claim.
• Passenger indignant after staff refuse discount on day return to Holyhead for pony.

Also revealed: We mourn the passing of a comedy legend...

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LA Episode 101: Russian Aerobics Instructors in Need of Assistance with Air Fares

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• KFC attempts to woo lucrative funeral trade with allocated park spaces for hearses.
• Orange unveils new 'Pathetic' price plan for contemptible customers.
• Former decorator still single despite lonely hearts advert for 'slim, top heavy, 20-25 year old stunner with no discernible intelligence. No fat chicks.'
• Shortage of Einstein busts and Buddha statues blamed for fall in inflation.

Also revealed: We investigate a murder...

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