Friday, May 13, 2022

LAPodcast 361: A Series of Vandal Attacks Including a Bizarre Shrine to David Jason

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

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Stories this week include:

  • Bus passengers fine with four-year-old buying slushie at 3am.
  • 'Beloved' swan beheaded and dumped in sea.
  • Missing cat found on Scottish oil rig.
  • Guests admit that vomiting induced by marijuana-laced food was highlight of wedding.
Shannon Matthews: The Musical, anyone...?

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Friday, April 29, 2022

LAPodcast 360: A Victim of Paranormal Activity

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • German man first to receive ninety-second Covid-19 vaccine booster.
  • Cheating boyfriend concocts story about ghost texting girlfriend after accidentally messaging the wrong woman.
  • Woman who eats Percy Pigs in the nude retires aged 30.
  • Owner of world's largest potato suddenly finds discovery less a-peeling.
"As you walk along through life, these s**tty sandwiches, someone tucks them in your lunch box..."

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Friday, April 15, 2022

LAPodcast 359: Aided and Abetted by Useful Idiots

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Lake District chip shop owner kindly offers to insert sausages up customers' back passages free of charge. 
  • Man baptised in flooded underpass.
  • Mum fails to find man whose name is tattooed on arse. 
  • Customer has delightful picnic with crow in retail car park
    We witness the birth of Circadian Rhythms...

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    Friday, April 01, 2022

    LAPodcast 358: So-Called Educated Dogs From Across Germany

    Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

    Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

    Stories this week include:

    • Miserable old woman's fanboying of Vladimir Putin to continue until at least the year 5079.
    • Florida man blames speeding ticket on the threat of nuclear apocalypse.
    • National Welsh show cave bans all Putin sympathisers and oligarchs from attraction.
    • Civil Aviation Authority denies reports of sausage suspended from UFO.
    Rob gives another astonishing POG update...

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    Friday, March 18, 2022

    LAPodcast 357: Dead Cows and Pieces of Dolphin

    Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

    Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

    Stories this week include:

    • Ukraine still safer than Birmingham says complete moron.
    • Homeowner files completely legit insurance claim after shed fire.
    • Burglar stages cheesy protest.
    • Pensioner rescues headless sex doll.
    Rob finally completes his POG collection...

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