Tuesday, October 21, 2014

LA Episode 116: Zillions of Neurotic Cats and Tarted-Up, Silly, Yappy Doggies!

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Mushroom enthusiast and fun guy suspected of sexual foraging.
  • Helicopter pilot questions structural rigidity of brick wall belonging to Communist.
  • Fully grown male found wrapped around boiler in family's kitchen.
  • Cat killer phones in deadly snake sighting to elude capture.
Also revealed: The animal noises make a welcome return...

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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

LA Episode 115: Steaming Pile of Chanticleer Ornamental Pears

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Council ridicules resident after failing to identify an apple.
  • Boxer arrested after claiming left hook healed the sick.
  • Pub chain deny dirty dishcloth cover-up.
  • Obedient Wives Club admits booking error following lecture at local Women's Institute branch.
Also revealed: Just why would you burn down the worker's shed...?

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Wednesday, October 08, 2014

LA Episode 114: Year Long Campaign of Vandalism by Anti-English Racists (or Arrogant Little Sh*ts in Rusty Transits)

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Pensioner traumatised by protruding door excluder flashbacks.
  • Insurance company quietly selves comprehensive straw cover policy.
  • Se7en themed birthday party brought to abrupt end after present giving.
  • Woman disgraced by horse fingered by rag & bone men.

Also revealed: Just who is Ethel Testicles...? 

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Monday, September 29, 2014

LA Episode 113: Bristol Suburb Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Attack

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Man caught off guard by pomegranate.
  • Survey finds that 1 in 5 believe London to be separate country.
  • Travelling meat salesmen questioned by police.
  • Ninja turtle prime suspect in turf war shooting.
Also revealed: Rob forgets the lobster...

Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

LA Episode 112: A Can of Special Brew and a Tesco Mop

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Sentient cash machine turns political.
  • Shopping trolley celebrated as local hero after filling void in station car park.
  • Market trader prosecuted after selling sex pills to underage seahorses.
  • Cat takes neighbours hostage after receiving Antisocial Behavioural Order from council.
Also revealed: We sit in the dark...

Play episode (to download, right click and choose 'save link as'), or download from iTunes.