Friday, June 16, 2017

LA Podcast 212: Liquid of Any Sort in the Face Is a Big Impediment to Action

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Croydon changes town motto to 'No Town is Perfect'.
  • Crisis brewing as Japan faces 'super-mature' adult film star shortage.
  • Man committed to moving lawn.
  • Charity shop sees surprise surge in sales after explicit photos discovered amongst donations.
     Also revealed: We receive an offer we can't refuse...

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Friday, June 09, 2017

LA Podcast 211: Voodoo and Vampire Dolls, Dragon Skulls and Zombie Pin Cushions in the Shadow of Gloucester Cathedral

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Black Magic Badger Killers to play fundraiser for neighbourhood witches. 
  • Unique Automated Blessing Robot wages holy war against own congregation. 
  • Local man believes time traveller may have been captured on old school photograph. 
  • Three-legged 'horse' fails to win Poundworld Steeplechase.  

Also revealed: We find out what Rob would be willing to do for money...

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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

LA Podcast 210: Lonely Men in Smart Cars

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:
  • Sad badger spotted at car boot sale. 
  • Council praised for installation of human faecal bags in local park. 
  • Grandmother takes scenic route to hospital appointment. 
  • Nurse makes playful comparison between elderly care home resident and Jabba the Hut.

Also revealed: We relish a potential legal challenge...

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Thursday, May 18, 2017

LA Podcast 209: Jeremy Kyle and his Degenerate Associates Spouting Endless Platitudes and Statements of the Obvious

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:


  • Bistro leaves unpleasant taste in mouth following ill-conceived joke.  
  • Man struggles to let go of dead brother. Literally.  
  • Cheating husband admits to morning Pernod.  
  • Irrelevant rapper organises immersive Lord of the Flies experience.

Also revealed: Rob encounters the mythical porn fairy...

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Thursday, May 04, 2017

LA Podcast 208: The Mystery of the Bloody Limb (and the Dark Happenings of the Countryside)

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include: 
  • Middle aged man gatecrashes outward bound holiday for disadvantaged teens.  
  • Cross-dressing basketball player passes peacefully after learning of Trump's impeachment.  
  • Man fails to find anything in his back garden. Twice.  
  • 4/5 people in Greater Manchester confused by the prospect of sex on a wine rack. 
Also revealed: We try not to mention Hitler... 

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