LAPodcast 364: The Depths of Delusion and Wrongness in the Heart of Man

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Jesus contemplates second coming to correct failed Georgia gubernatorial race candidate on several historical inaccuracies.
• President Biden ratifies right to engage grizzly bears in hand-to-hand combat.
• Man who spent life savings on becoming dog put up for adoption by wife.
• Sergeant Major soils lederhosen at Oktoberfest.

We take a peek through the Overton Window...

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LAPodcast 363: An Undercurrent of Homoeroticism

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Rishi Sunak unable to raise benefits payments as DWP typewriter runs out of ink.
• Kettering crematorium withdraws wedding venue option after service mix-up.
• Failed sniffer dog finally earns his keep.
• Irish barista hospitalised by brewing storm.

We announce the latest addition to the LA Podcast team...

Please note: We would like to apologise for the quality of Rob's audio which sounds like he's recording from a different room. Those responsible have been severally reprimanded.

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LAPodcast 362: A Now Defunct Chimpanzee-Breeding Facility

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Batsh*t crazy woman marries cat. 
• One Show faces criticism after running lighthearted feature on nuclear apocalypse. 
• British public capitalises on opportunity to defaecate in areas of outstanding natural beauty again.
• Alan Cumming offers reward for locating chimpanzee co-star. 

Nightjar makes a surprising return to the podcast...

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LAPodcast 361: A Series of Vandal Attacks Including a Bizarre Shrine to David Jason

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Bus passengers fine with four-year-old buying slushie at 3am.
• 'Beloved' swan beheaded and dumped in sea.
• Missing cat found on Scottish oil rig.
• Guests admit that vomiting induced by marijuana-laced food was highlight of wedding.

Shannon Matthews: The Musical, anyone...?

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LAPodcast 360: A Victim of Paranormal Activity

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world including listener submitted contributions since 2012. 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• German man first to receive ninety-second Covid-19 vaccine booster.
• Cheating boyfriend concocts story about ghost texting girlfriend after accidentally messaging the wrong woman.
• Woman who eats Percy Pigs in the nude retires aged 30.
• Owner of world's largest potato suddenly finds discovery less a-peeling.

"As you walk along through life, these s**tty sandwiches, someone tucks them in your lunch box..."

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